Shake Ass and Guzzle Jungle Juice With the TBD Crew at Bar Tonight

See the cut for a free download of A Totally Non-Ironic TBD Party Mix. When you shake ass to Salt-N-Pepa’s superfun 1986 sex song “Push It” while guzzling a gallon’s worth of rubyfruit jungle juice shots, you better really, really, really freaking mean it? Otherwise, don’t even bother showing up…

N.O.R.E. Holds Down the Rising Hip-Hop Series at Transit Lounge February 19

For those street heads whose chronic-sucking, crip-walking heyday is 15 years behind them, Queens-born Puerto Rican rapper Victor Santiago Jr. will forever be known as Noreaga. Partnered up with fellow NYC product Kiam Akasi Halley (AKA Capone), Santiago co-owned the East Coast rap game for a solid minute in the…

53rd Grammy Awards = 15 Minutes of Fun!

Did you waste three hours of your life watching the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards last night? Well, congrats … You got almost 15 minutes of genuine entertainment out of the deal. For one, Bieber took a beating at the hands of Best New Artist Esperanza Spalding. For another, Snooki stalked…

Flogging Molly at the Fillmore Miami Beach, February 12

See the full 24-photo Flogging Molly slideshow. Flogging Molly Seventh Annual Green 17 Tour 2011 With Drowning Men and Moneybrother Fillmore Miami Beach Saturday, February 12, 2011 Better than: A gallon of Guinness. Even though it’s a big boozy band of seven Irish punks, Flogging Molly is always on time…

Dragonette Does Dirty Hairy’s Second B-Day at LIV February 23

Have you seen the very meta, ’80s-referencing music video for Dragonette and Martin Solveig’s hyperactive retro-house collabo track “Hello”? If not, see the cut immediately. All the dudes look like Bjorn Borg and all the ladies look like Christie Brinkley. The premise: Solveig (DJ Mag-ranked number 47) and fellow funky…

The Pinker Tones Get Geeky and Fun at the Awarehouse February 19

Despite its girly name, the Pinker Tones is a 100-percent male band formed in 2001 by two dapper dudes from Barcelona, Salvador “Mister Furia” Rey and Alex “Professor Manso” Llovet. Also, if you’re expecting some kind of sonic cutesiness befitting pink, you’re off the mark again. There’s nothing especially twee…

Location for Swedish House Mafia’s Masquerade Motel Finally Revealed

Indeed, Crossfade’s 24-hour Swedish House Mafia watch continues … Back in December, we announced that Masquerade Motel would be returning to Miami for some serious Ultra week excess. Then we blasted the lineup (Calvin Harris! A-Trak! Eight More!) across the interweb. And now here’s the latest news: The club-killing triumverate…

Yann Tiersen at Grand Central, February 9

See the full Yann Tiersen slideshow. With S. Casey Presented by the Rhythm Foundation Grand Central Wednesday, February 9, 2011 Better than: Just a Wednesday night soundtrack. With his first three albums — 1995’s La Valse Des Monstres (The Monster’s Waltz), 1996’s Rue des Cascades (Road of Waterfalls), 1998’s Le…

Matisyahu at Adrienne Arsht Center February 12

Growing up in suburban White Plains, New York, during the early ’90s, Matisyahu (born Matthew Paul Miller) was a pretty average teenage kid. He watched a lot of MTV. He listened to De La Soul and A Tribe Called Quest. And he smoked weed. The son of liberal, social worker…

Prince Royce at BankUnited Center February 12

For a certain kind of music snob, there’s nothing more annoying than all that saccharine radio-pop stuff called bachata. At best, it’s elevator muzak. At worst, it sounds like a sad baby wailing over a karaoke tape full of stuttering guitar, bongo, and maracas. But there are millions of people…

Salt-N-Pepa at James L. Knight Center February 11

If you can believe it, there was a time, i.e. back in the day, when a female with a microphone could be cute, dirty, sexy, funny, and smart. This was before Lil Kim and the boom of the MC slut. And back then, the undisputed rap scene queens were the…

International Noise Conference 2011 at Churchill’s Pub February 10

Hey noiseniks, it’s time again to subject your auditory system to those 72 hours of awesome sonic abuse known as International Noise Conference. As always, Rat Bastard and Laundry Room Squelchers will be helming the whole thing with backup from a sprawling roster of 100-plus gear freaks and brutal geeks,…

WVUM 90.5 FM and Radiate FM Halfway to an MTV Woodie!

Dear devout fans of Miami’s college radio jocks: You did it! You gave two of our raddest local broadcasters a Woodie. Well, almost. Yesterday, WVUM 90.5 FM and FIU’s Radiate FM both advanced to the final pool of 25 nominees in the furious fight to win this year’s MTV Woodie…

We Wanna Give Radiate FM a Woodie Too!

Let’s blame too much coffee and a raging case of ADD. This morning, Crossfade gave WVUM props for its MTV Woodie nomination and urged you all to vote for the Voice. We failed to notice, however, that another one of Miami’s awesome college radio stations, FIU’s Radiate FM, had also…