Revolution Live Comments on Crappy R. Kelly VIP Party

Originally, the Crossfade staff was hyped as hell to party with R. Kelly. We Google Mapped the perfect route to Revolution Live. We packed our survival kit (change of clothes, condoms, pee poncho, etc.) for a night with the slow-jammin’ pervert. And we put in our official press credential request…

Who Wants Free Tickets to Calle 13’s Miami Concert?

After months of teeth-grinding twists and turns, shadow games, and last-minute scheduling changes, the local 305 division of the Trece Army is finally gearing up for Calle 13’s Entren los Que Quieran tour. So synchonize your atomic watches, bust out your night-vision goggles, and fill your canteen. The invasion is…

Yelle Needs Opening Bands! Apply to Play Miami, L.A., San Francisco, and NYC

According to Yelle’s official Safari Disco Tour forecast, party music peeps all over Planet Earth — specifically Germany, Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Spain, France, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, Argentina, and Colombia — are about to get swept up in a perfect storm of French electro, fun times, and poppy weirdness. In the…

Hipster Pets Gone Wild in Jacuzzi Boys’ New “Automatic Jail” Video

When it comes to being unhinged party animals, even the most debauched cool kids can’t compete with their dogs. Hipster pets are the wildest creatures on Earth, indulging every beastly urge (running naked in the streets, pissing in public, sniffing buttholes, having strange sex in the park, slurping psychedelic green…