It’s official; the 2014-15 Miami Heat season will end in shocking disappointment on the court. Last night, the team was finally mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. A mixture of bad luck and bad performances the second-half of the season resulted in the Heat missing the postseason for the first time…
In case you’d been traveling internationally and were planning to catch up on your DVR with the last two weeks of Miami Heat basketball, we’ll save you the time: the Heat crapped the bed. Six losses in the last seven games — topped by another wrenchingly tight loss to Toronto…
After last night’s 105-100 win against the Charlotte Hornets, Miami Heat fans find themselves between a rock and a hard place entering the last week of the season. Miami players keep dropping like flies and even the supposedly healthy guys like Dwyane Wade and Goran Dragic obviously aren’t one-hundred percent…
Every once in a while — even in Miami — a story will emerge to restore your faith in humanity. This is one of those stories, and it all started in a place that’s hardly been a well of good feelings lately: American Airlines Arena, home of the floundering, injury-wracked…
Dwyane Wade seems have taken the news that the Heat and Cavs split their regular season series much too literally. Wade entered last night’s game against the Cleveland Cavaliers already battling a stomach bug, so the last thing he needed was for a wet Quicken Loans Arena floor to surprise…
It’s time to meet your 2015 Miami Marlins, Miami. Take a walk around, get a good look at everything, because there have been some home improvements. Early reviews of the remodeling have been overwhelmingly positive, but being a Marlins fan is like being one of Derrick Rose’s knees; one minute you might…
On the same night as Wrestlemania 31, a familiar Miami tag team helped the Heat to a much needed 109-102 win. The The Heat already need every win they can get at this point in the season, but with the Spurs and Cavs appearing on their schedule next, Sunday’s game against…
Love it or hate it, reality television is here to stay; and unfortunately, over the years Miami has been one of the genre’s favorite towns. Yeah, sorry about that, America. MTV gave us the greatness that was the Real World Miami in 1996, but it seems since then anyone and everyone…
The Miami Heat’s seemingly cursed 2014-15 regular season is mercifully clanging toward the finish line, and there’s surprisingly more gas left in the tank than most Heat fans would have expected. Despite a crushing one-point loss to the Bucks last night, the Heat are still clinging on to the seventh…
MLB Network recently asked Major League Baseball fans to answer a deceptively simple question: Who is the face of MLB? The fan vote resulted in a victory for … San Francisco catcher Buster Posey? That’s unfortunate, because no matter the official results, any sane baseball fan knows that Giancarlo…
We spent the last week counting down the fifty films shot and set in Miami. And let’s be honest some of them were bad, some were forgettable, and some were just downright offensive. But we’re finally to the good stuff. Here are our top ten Miami movies, from comedy to…
Finally. We’ve reached the point where you might actually want to watch some of these movies. See also: Miami Movies Ranked Worst to Best: 30 to 21…
Yesterday we brought you 40-31 which included Brazilian martial arts, Nazis, and part of the Fast and Furious franchise. Today it gets slightly better. See also: Miami Movies Ranked Worst to Best: 40 to 31…
Today, Ndamukong Suh is expected to make it official: He’s coming to Miami, and so is his reputation. The Dolphins will give Suh an NFL record $60 million, guaranteed to anchor their defensive line for the next six years. That’s a lot of money for any player, but the figure…
Yesterday we ranked Miami movies from 50-41. Cindy Crawford, silent movies, and Paris Hilton were bestowed the honor of being some of the worst movies ever made in the 305. Today we bring you 40-31. The movies on today’s list are better than yesterday’s, but they’re still pretty bad. Enjoy!…
Anyone who has lived in South Florida for a prolonged amount of time has inevitably dealt with a relative or friend that’s completely shocked another Hollywood exists right in our backyard. Having to explain this is to someone at some point in your life is like a Floridan’s right-of-passage. The…
Normally, being told that Chris Bosh would miss the rest of a season would be tough enough for Heat fans to stomach but when we all heard earlier this week exactly why he would be done playing, it completely broke our hearts. What at first seemed like a precautionary trip…
Spring training is just around the corner, and in case you’ve tuned out this off-season, your hometown Miami Marlins might just be worth watching this year. Really! The Fish made a few small splashes in free agency, tinkered with the roster a bit via some trades, and signed their best…
Jake Gyllenhaal is set to star in the biopic The Man Who Made It Snow, the tale of Max Mermelstein, a notorious 1980s drug smuggler who pioneered the cocaine pipeline from Medellín to Miami before eventually turning rat and tearing it all down. At the time, Mermelstein was the only…
Valentine’s Day is today, which means we’ve spent all week collecting heart-warming cards. Tons of people have reached out to us to tell us how much we mean to them. Our hearts were so touched, we decided to let everyone know about it. Between cards from vaping companies and craft…
Richie Incognito is officially out of timeouts — and so ends one of the most ridiculous suspensions in National Football League history. This weekend, the Buffalo Bills decided to take a chance on Incognito, signing him to a one-year, $2.25 million nonguaranteed deal. The signing of Incognito fits right in…
This Sunday night, The Walking Dead returns for the second half of season five. It got me thinking: What if The Walking Dead were set in Miami? Yes, this is a thing I have spent time thinking about, mainly because so many details in the original are so ridiculously Georgia-specific…
