Miami Heat Needs to Tank Now, Miss the Playoffs, and Save Its Draft

After last night’s 105-100 win against the Charlotte Hornets, Miami Heat fans find themselves between a rock and a hard place entering the last week of the season. Miami players keep dropping like flies and even the supposedly healthy guys like Dwyane Wade and Goran Dragic obviously aren’t one-hundred percent…

Heat Twitter Reunited a Fan With Wedding Band Lost at Game

Every once in a while — even in Miami — a story will emerge to restore your faith in humanity. This is one of those stories, and it all started in a place that’s hardly been a well of good feelings lately: American Airlines Arena, home of the floundering, injury-wracked…

Meet the 2015 Marlins

It’s time to meet your 2015 Miami Marlins, Miami. Take a walk around, get a good look at everything, because there have been some home improvements. Early reviews of the remodeling have been overwhelmingly positive, but being a Marlins fan is like being one of Derrick Rose’s knees; one minute you might…

Dwyane Wade Is Rejuvenated, and Heat Fans Have Reason to Hope

On the same night as Wrestlemania 31, a familiar Miami tag team helped the Heat to a much needed 109-102 win. The The Heat already need every win they can get at this point in the season, but with the Spurs and Cavs appearing on their schedule next, Sunday’s game against…

The Ten Worst Reality Television Shows Filmed In Miami

Love it or hate it, reality television is here to stay; and unfortunately, over the years Miami has been one of the genre’s favorite towns. Yeah, sorry about that, America. MTV gave us the greatness that was the Real World Miami in 1996, but it seems since then anyone and everyone…

Miami Movies Ranked Worst to Best: 10 to 1

We spent the last week counting down the fifty films shot and set in Miami. And let’s be honest some of them were bad, some were forgettable, and some were just downright offensive. But we’re finally to the good stuff. Here are our top ten Miami movies, from comedy to…

Miami Movies Ranked Worst to Best: 30 to 21

Yesterday we brought you 40-31 which included Brazilian martial arts, Nazis, and part of the Fast and Furious franchise. Today it gets slightly better. See also: Miami Movies Ranked Worst to Best: 40 to 31…

Ndamukong Suh’s Ten Dirtiest Plays in the NFL

Today, Ndamukong Suh is expected to make it official: He’s coming to Miami, and so is his reputation. The Dolphins will give Suh an NFL record $60 million, guaranteed to anchor their defensive line for the next six years. That’s a lot of money for any player, but the figure…

Miami Movies Ranked Worst to Best: 40 to 31

Yesterday we ranked Miami movies from 50-41. Cindy Crawford, silent movies, and Paris Hilton were bestowed the honor of being some of the worst movies ever made in the 305. Today we bring you 40-31. The movies on today’s list are better than yesterday’s, but they’re still pretty bad. Enjoy!…

Miami Movies Ranked Worst to Best: From 50 to 41

Anyone who has lived in South Florida for a prolonged amount of time has inevitably dealt with a relative or friend that’s completely shocked another Hollywood exists right in our backyard. Having to explain this is to someone at some point in your life is like a Floridan’s right-of-passage. The…

Ten Reasons Miami Still Loves Chris Bosh

Normally, being told that Chris Bosh would miss the rest of a season would be tough enough for Heat fans to stomach but when we all heard earlier this week exactly why he would be done playing, it completely broke our hearts. What at first seemed like a precautionary trip…

The Miami Marlins Will Actually Be Fun to Watch This Year

Spring training is just around the corner, and in case you’ve tuned out this off-season, your hometown Miami Marlins might just be worth watching this year. Really! The Fish made a few small splashes in free agency, tinkered with the roster a bit via some trades, and signed their best…

Miami’s Sports Stars Sent Us Some Valentine’s Day Cards

Valentine’s Day is today, which means we’ve spent all week collecting heart-warming cards. Tons of people have reached out to us to tell us how much we mean to them. Our hearts were so touched, we decided to let everyone know about it. Between cards from vaping companies and craft…

Bullygate Ends With Bills Signing Richie Incognito

Richie Incognito is officially out of timeouts — and so ends one of the most ridiculous suspensions in National Football League history. This weekend, the Buffalo Bills decided to take a chance on Incognito, signing him to a one-year, $2.25 million nonguaranteed deal. The signing of Incognito fits right in…

Five Ways the Dolphins Must Improve This Offseason

With the Super Bowl in the rear-view mirror, it’s now officially the NFL offseason. In other words, it’s the time of year when the Miami Dolphins have to try yet again to find a way to haul their legs out of the mediocrity mud they’ve been stuck in for what…