Stephen Ross Has Turned the Dolphins Around

It’s been over half-a-decade since Stephen Ross purchased the Miami Dolphins from Wayne Huizenga, and it seems as if slowly-but-steadily, he has finally turned around the franchise. Heading into the 2015 season everything feels very new car smell around the team, and it allcomes directly from Stephen Ross’s hard work.  Dolphins…

Five Terrible Things David Samson Actually Has Said on Tape

Yesterday, the Miami Marlins went full Deadspin, for all the most Deadspin-y reasons. The story details a tip New Times had looked into last month — one that turned out to be to complete-and-utter bullshit — that involved a brief, secret, and poorly-recorded audio clip that supposedly caught David Samson saying some…

Here’s What We’ve Learned From the Dolphins Preseason

Just one final tune-up game stands between the Miami Dolphins and the regular season; so it’s time to stop speculating, and start assessing truthfully what the team has before the live bullets start to fire. This preseason has been overwhelming positive for a franchise and fan base not exactly accustomed…

Five Essential Items Every Hurricane Party Needs

Tropical Storm Erika is about ready to open a can of whoop-ass on the islands today, and forecast models predict that the storm will intensify, possibly reaching hurricane status with 75 mph sustained winds as it approaches Miami sometime between Sunday night and Monday morning. Word on the weather streets…

Ryan Tannehill Is Poised to Have a Career Year for Dolphins

Judging by his training camp and preseason performance; Ryan Tannehill is about to open an entire can of whoop ass on the NFL. Tannehill has looked legit thus far in practice, and has been near perfect in his limited preseason drives. The Dolphins quarterback seems ready to take the huge…

Miami Memoirs: Revisiting Scarface

If there is one movie that is inextricably from the image of 1980s Miami; it’s Brian DePalma’s film Scarface. The 1983 film has become a cinematic icon. When you think ’80s Miami, you think Don Johnson’s Sonny Crockett and Al Pacino’s Tony Montana — two characters that couldn’t be more…

Miami Hurricanes Are Primed to Return to Prominence in 2015

With college football season three weeks from kicking off, Miami Hurricanes fans are in two camps: believers and non-believers. And let’s be honest, most fans are playing musical chairs, switching from optimism to cynicism at the drop of a hat. Will this really be the year the team takes a…

The Ten Best Fictional Miamians From Television and Film

From old ladies sitting around a table; to serial killers that ditch the evidence in the bay; fictional Miamians have come in all shapes and sizes. Some roles have called for the character to represent Miami in a laid back way, others have set out to throw the Club LIV…

The Marlins Are Having Their Worst Season Ever

As we near the three quarters mark of the baseball marathon, there’s a fair argument to be made that the Miami Marlins are having their worst season ever, which is really saying something with a franchise that once endured a 108-loss season.  So what went wrong in 2015? That’s a…

Five Things You Didn’t Know About Ndamukong Suh

When the Miami Dolphins signed Ndamukong Suh to a record breaking deal that will pay him approximately $114 million with $60 million in guaranteed money, most fans knew what kind of player the team was getting. In a day and age where large contracts are commonly given to questionable players, Suh…

The Dodgers Are Now Paying 25 Percent of the Marlins’ Payroll

The Miami Marlins’ owners have always been the worst — but this season the front office is finding new and exciting ways to break what most thought were untouchable high scores of awfulness they set over the years.  As the trade deadline dust settles, Marlins fans are still trying to figure…

Documentary Miami Beach: 100 Years of Making Waves to Air on PBS

A new documentary titled Miami Beach: 100 Years of Making Waves made its debut last night during special viewing at the Art Deco Museum in South Beach. The showing comes in advance of the film being released to the pubic next week. The documentary celebrating the Miami Beach Centennial will air…

Miami Dolphins Fans’ Survival Guide to Training Camp

It’s that time of year again; football is back. Tomorrow, the Dolphins hit the practice fields at Nova Southeastern for the first time, marking the official return of the NFL to South Florida. Die hard Miami sports fans — in a desperate need for anything to look forward to —…

Miami Prosecutors Charge South Florida Man With Meat Ponzi Scheme

Miami prosecutors have charged a South Florida man today with multiple crimes after investigators stumped him with a simple question: “Where’s The Beef?” Carlos Hernan Del Valle, a 61-year-old Weston, has been arrested and charged with grand theft and organized fraud for his role in a meat exporting fraud scheme that…

The Ten Most Miami Things About HBO’s Ballers

HBO has renewed Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Miami based football comedy Ballers for a second season, which means so much more Miami. Ballers is like if you wrote the word Miami on a piece of paper, covered it with glue, then poured an entire bottle of glitter on it — it’s incredibly…