Kevin Durant Should Sign With Miami if He Wants to Win Titles

It’s officially whale hunting season for Pat Riley, and the biggest fish is on it’s way to the market. The Oklahoma City Thunder’s crushing collapse against the Golden State Warriors in the Western Conference Finals means Kevin Durant is now officially a few days into the offseason, and only a…

Five Ways the Miami Dolphins Improved This Offseason

Hey, remember the Miami Dolphins? The greatest football team? The one that takes the ball from goal-to-goal like no ones ever seen? The one that’s in the air, on the ground, and always in control? No? OK, how about the team that last won a playoff game when Ryan Tannehill…

How to Fix the Miami Heat This Offseason

Now that the Miami Heat’s body is cold, we can officially call it a season and get to work on what the team needs to do to come back even stronger next year. Not only does the NBA offseason feel like the shortest of any sport, but the offseason itself…

Five Reasons the Heat Should Want to Play the Cavs Next

Miami Heat fans might be witnessing the most confusingly heroic and disgustingly enjoyable brand of their team’s playoff basketball ever. Each playoff game has been a bag of jelly beans: a fair share of deliciously fruity moments, mixed with some disgusting black licorice ones. Well, nobody said it was going…

Five Reasons NFL Draft Gives Dolphins Fans Hope

While April and May have most Miami sports fans dedicating their attention to the basketball team in town, last week, for a few hours at least, the Dolphins got some play. There were some surprisingly interesting things to come out of the NFL Draft, some of which had to do…

Miami Memoirs: Revisiting Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

The year was 1994 and a private investigator from Miami named Ace Ventura who specialized in the retrieval of lost animals was suddenly the most important man in the city. Snowflake, the Miami Dolphins beloved mascot had just been abducted only two-weeks before the Super Bowl.  The above description perfectly…

Dolphins Drafted a Wide Receiver Who Can Jump Over Himself

Normally, your average Miami Dolphins sixth round draft pick wouldn’t exactly move the fan bases attention needle past a “Huh, cool.” But Texas Tech wide receiver Jakeem Grant, whom the Phins took 186th overall this weekend, is apparently not your average dude. Grant, all 5’6 of him, is a firecracker…

Five Stages of the NFL Draft for Miami Dolphins Fans

Happy NFL-Draft Eve, Dolphins fans! Hold onto your butts, because the next chapter Miami Dolphins draft history is just a day away. It’s like the day before a new season of House of Cards lands, except it’s been going on for fifty seasons, Kevin Spacey retired years ago, and things…

Can This Miami Heat Squad Respond Tonight to First Playoff Lost?

Now the NBA playoffs have really started for the Miami Heat. After two games of absolutely scorching shooting to open the playoffs had the Heat as the talk of the postseason, Miami was undoubtedly the hottest team in the NBA, and seemingly on a collision course with the Cleveland Cavs. The Charlotte…

The Nine Miami People We Wish Were on Game of Thrones

The time has finally come. Game of Thrones season six premieres this Sunday and we literally can’t even. We are without the ability to deal. We are so delirious it has us fantasizing and contemplating what Westeros would be like in an alternate universe. One where HBO decided to cast a bunch…

A Beginner’s Guide to Miami Heat Playoff Basketball

This Sunday, the Miami Heat will play an NBA playoff game for the first time since June 15th, 2014. Finally, all is right in the world again. The playoff berth is all the more notable because the Heat epically pooped their pants against the Boston Celtics on Wednesday in a…

Miami Heat Fans Should Say Thank You to Udonis Haslem Tonight

“There’s a unique emotional bond between Udonis Haslem and Miami because of how proudly he represents this city, and this city’s story,” Dan LeBatard once said of Haslem’s relationship with the city he’s called home his entire life.  With the Miami Heat’s regular season ending tonight in Boston, most everyone’s…