“You wouldn’t walk around with a hammer just because you gotta nail something every once in a while,” the Bills wideout says.

Somehow, we still wonder how they’ve started the season 2-5.

New Times asks AI the Hard (Rock) questions so you don’t have to.

As the Heat’s 2024-25 season begins, here are some of the most popular prop bets and what we think about them.

Often, when Pat Riley says something, you can hear things he didn’t say.

There are 12 games left in the Dolphins’ 2024-25 season, so we might as well look forward to them.

Enable a child and deal with the results: The Tua Tagovailoa back-up quarterback debacle was preventable.

The annual circle of life that ends with accepting that the Miami Dolphins are cursed was completed early this year.

Who’s worse off in the fall of 2024: the Heat or the Dolphins? Our sports columnist breaks it down.

We may never know how many times the Miami Dolphins quarterback has sustained a brain injury on the football field.

After suffering his third officially acknowledged NFL concussion, the Miami Dolphins quarterback is inhabiting a mental space no NFL player ever wants to occupy.

Once again, the NFL has spared the Buffalo Bills from the midday Miami sun that overcooked the team from almost Canada in ’22.

The Miami Dolphins front office must decide whether to lock up a homegrown game-changer or be frugal elsewhere.

Mr. “Angry Runs” wants McDaniel to do more to prove himself worthy of the “NFL cool kids coaching club.”

Clearly, AI has no measure for Matthew Tkachuk’s swagger, Aaron Ekblad’s leadership skills, or Alexander Barkov’s composure.

Bam’s prized possessions include his Olympic gold, his favorite book, and a carefully curated set of fine-smelling toiletries.

Bam’s second gold medal further solidifies his status as a Miami Heat legend-in-the making.

A trade for Edwards might require the Heat to part with 47 first-round picks. But we are listening.

In Miami, everything is for sale. This includes our loyalty to a particular beer on Sundays.

We’ve channeled our inner Nostradamus to pinpoint the outcome of every upcoming Dolphins game. Thank us later.