Make any of it make sense.

The T-Pain remix of the Miami Dolphins’ iconic fight song was booed into outer space during the first preseason game.

Sorry you had to find out this way, Billy.

Let’s take a trip down memory lane.

Sin City didn’t build all those expensive casinos by being wrong.

UD, if you’re reading this, we hope our reasoning can sway you.

Miami’s season had a poor, and unlucky, ending. That doesn’t mean last season is null and void.

Marlins fans are more fit than the average MLB fan.

The release of the City Connect jerseys got us thinking: Are these the best alternate uniforms the Marlins ever released?

Miami ranked first amongst all basketball cities in the study’s Most Engaged NBA Fans category.

This is the time of year that #HeatTwitter shines and all hell breaks loose.

The new uniform embodies the swagger, vibrance, and vibe of Miami.

The Florida Panthers are back in the playoffs, and the Mellanby legend lives on.

Yup. It’s weird.

Listen, if you think it’s so easy to find fun facts about undrafted players out of Middle Tennessee State, you’re wrong.

It seems like the Dolphins did well for themselves over the last week.

Good or bad, you can bet Dolphins fans will be drinking tonight. So why not turn it into a game?

Everyone go ahead and get that super hilarious Marlins attendance joke off your chest so we can move on.

If you don’t already know about Miami Marlins rookie second baseman Jazz Chisholm, it’s time to fix that.

Surprisingly, a new survey claims fewer Miami Dolphins fans decided to binge-drink during games than most other fans.