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Dolphins Made Tom Brady Cry With Epic Week-One Comeback Win

By Roger Paul
Sep 8, 2014

Yes, Fins fans. That really happened. Sunday was not a weird acid flashback to your Dan Marino druggie glory days. The Dolphins scored 33 points, the Patriots scored only 20, and Tom Brady even got a little weepy on the bench at the end. See also: Photos from the Patriots...
Five Reasons to Get Excited About the Dolphins Preseason Opener Tonight

By Roger Paul
Aug 8, 2014

Tonight is the Dolphins' first preseason game as they travel to Atlanta. Unfortunately, Miami fans, we no longer have a LeBron-sized blankie to help us feel better come November when shit in the South Florida sports world starts to turn south due to that annual rite of passage we've unfortunately...
Jeff Ireland Should Get Fired After Dolphins Collapse Against the Jets

By Roger Paul
Dec 30, 2013

Welp. That about wraps 'er up. On Sunday, the Dolphins completed one of the most disappointing, weirdest, deflating and confounding seasons in Dolphins history (no small achievement, all things considered) by once again coming out largely flat and lifeless against a division rival. The Dolphins fell to the Jets 20-6...
Yes, the Dolphins Can Still Make the Playoffs on Sunday; Here's How

By Roger Paul
Dec 27, 2013

Last week, the Dolphins pooped on the lechon of every fans hopes and dreams that the team would control their own destiny on the way to making the playoffs for the first time in five years. The Dolphins still have a decent chance of getting in with some help, but...
Dolphins Shut Out in Buffalo, Playoff Hopes on Life Support

By Roger Paul
Dec 23, 2013

Last week, we cautioned that the Dolphins needed to start fast, protect against Buffalo's legit pass rush and avoid the dreaded "trap game" at all costs. Well, the Dolphins did none of that and played about as well as a team that should have probably stayed in bed to catch...

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