They Call It Stormy Wednesday

There’s nothing like a sad song and a cold beer when your soul is feeling a little sore, and the Titanic Brewing Company has just what you need to kill both of those birds with one heavy, heavy stone. The Wednesday night Blues Jam at the pub — named best…

The Sty of the Blind Pig

The Sty of the Blind Pig: Phillip Hayes Dean’s play, a classic in African-American theater, debuted onstage in 1972 and was made into a movie in 1974. The work explores race, gender, and spirituality, set against a backdrop of the early civil rights movement in Chicago. The work is performed…

Tennis, anyone?

Yesterday the Sony Ericsson Open blew into town in a storm of lime-green balls and crisp, white sweatbands. Until April 1, 192 of the world’s top male and female players will compete for $6.9 million in prizes in both singles and doubles competitions. And for all the star-chasers, the sport’s…

We Believe They Can Fly

Ballet dancers, like basketball players, are worshipped for their impressive hang time and their uncanny ability to fly across the stage in leaps and bounds — feats that most humans could only achieve while on wheels or under the influence. And for this reason, the grand jetés and pliés are…

Earth Day Early

In a city where recycling isn’t exactly a top priority, it’s great to discover art with its heart in the right place. Tonight at 6:00, celebrate the opening of Go Green, a collection by celebrated artist Jack Amoroso. Amoroso’s works are created by converting recyclables into pieces of art that…

Proud Miami

For he’s a jolly good tributary! For he’s a jolly good tributary! Today the legacy of the hardest-working river in Miami is being honored at the eleventh annual Miami River Day. The big celebration will include riverboat tours, food, magicians, live performances from the Spam Allstars and Luis Enrique, reenactments…

Batter Up

Baseball games are truly a full-body experience. The smell of fresh-cut grass, the sound of sunflower seed shells raining onto metal railings, the occasional crack of bat meets ball, the yell of “Heads!” and your wussy scramble for cover. Starting Friday, March 23, at 5:00 p.m., you can relive all…

Miss Brown’s in Town

Rachel Brown is a soul singer whose smoky voice has drawn comparisons to Toni Braxton and Anita Baker. But of herself Brown says, “I don’t compare myself to anyone. I idolize Whitney Houston but I don’t have a lot of her style in my music.” Still, she does have some…

Fat Pig

Fat Pig: If you are a successful young businessman and you find yourself falling in love with a pretty, witty, engaging girl who just happens to be 80 pounds overweight, do you break up with her when your friends start making fat jokes? That’s the dilemma faced by Fat Pig’s…

Smack That

Volleyball is one of those games that brings players to their knees, literally. One knee, two knees, either way, as long as you push, strike, or bump that white, marshmallowy ball over the net. Today and tomorrow, teams from throughout the east coast will do just that in the Native…

Hard Core Fun

Spring Break is here! It’s that time of year when those Girls Gone Wild videos come to life, and tons of hot and horny college kids flock to Miami. One of the biggest parties will be the second Annual Spring Luau at The Water Club, a born-to-be-wild kind of event…

Run for Their Lives

You hear the word Nike and you think expensive footwear and in-your-face celebrity endorsements. But today, the megacorp is trying to do more than sell you some hot kicks with glorified check marks all over them. Today marks the inaugural Miami Niketown 5K for Kids, a run/walk where children and…

Red-Eyed Soul

Yesterday marked the start of the Winter Music Conference, one of the largest networking events in the dance music industry. The city is full of artists, DJs, industry execs, and puh-lenty of wannabes — all either looking for a shot in the industry or a shot of tequila. If you…

Bottom’s Up

Although some people celebrate it twice a day, all year, National Wine Week is actually held twice a year, in March and September. From March 19 to 23, steakhouse extraordinaire Smith & Wollensky will host over forty vintners who will bless the lunch crowd with generous samples of top-shelf wines…

Extra Credit

Tonight at Gemma, the newest sleek, chic lounge on Lincoln Road, is Italian Wine 101. Sounds like a class you might have actually passed in college, and done extra credit for! This Italian wine tasting, hosted by the American Institute of Wine & Food (AIWF), starts at 6:30 p.m. Just…

Best Elevator Music Ever

Caution: A Black Violin concert just might throw you for a loop. When you see two violinists take the stage, your brain will say, “Okay, classical music. Bring it on.” But when the duo puts bows to strings and you hear the opening chords from the Notorious B.I.G.’s “Juicy,” your…

We’ll Always Have Paris

Quick: Name three things about Paris that don’t include the words “socialite,” “blonde,” or “stupid-rich.” Well done, if you said anything like “home of the crêpe, the Louvre, and the fashionable beret.” Shame on you if you said, “that’s hot.” Redeem yourself tonight at an exhibit based on the only…

Do You Hear What We Hear?

Tonight the streets will be alive with two very unique sounds of music. Jubilate Vocal Ensemble (pronounced yoo-bee-lah-tey) kicks off its 15th anniversary season at the Miami Beach Community Church (1620 Drexel Ave., Miami Beach) with The Nu Spirituals. Starting at 7:00, this diverse group of singers will pair itsjazzy…

Shave and a Haircut

The Miami-Dade Public Library’s current exhibit “To the Barbershop: Call and Response Series # 2” takes a peek into the super-exclusive world of men’s grooming. The show features the works of two photographers from different eras, a journey from past to present, from the Jheri curl to the fade. The…

A Taste of Africa

So you’ve never ridden a camel bareback or haggled with a Moroccan over the price a bag of lentils. But you did take a toke of hashish at your co-worker’s barbecue last summer, so you and your best hookah stories should fit right in at Social Miami’s newest event, Tangiers…

Pour, Girl

When you’re refilling your drink and someone feels the need to tell you, “But it’s still half full,” usually you politely tell them to shut the f up and continue with your pour. But at The Glass is Always Half Full Tuesdays at the Pelican Restaurant, keep the expletives to…

Put Your Pinkies Out

Chai or Earl Grey? Sugar or Splenda? Milk or honey? Milk and honey? Choosing the elements of the perfect cup of tea can be a bit daunting. In a perfect world, the spot-on spot of tea would come in a mesh bag available in a grocery store near you. In…