Run for a Reason

Relay for Life is running, jogging, and walking into Coral Gables today, passing the baton on to you to raise funds to support the fight against cancer. But this isn’t the race you remember from the P.E. classes of your youth. Here your team will camp out at the relay…

Hey Yogi

As the revelers on South Beach are just ordering breakfast at Jerry’s Deli and harried commuters are braving I-95, you can be in your personal zen paradise doing Sunrise Yoga at the Ritz-Carlton Coconut Grove. The 7:00 a.m. skies over Miami look as if they were yanked out of a…

Read Into It

Ever heard of a book club? Well apparently there is an extracurricular activity that you can be proud to tell your mother about at the next family gathering (because that last swingers club story was not appropriate at Easter dinner). So this is a group of people that get together…

Makeup Your Mind

With sixteen-dollar eyeliner pencils and $35 compacts, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out how cosmetics became a multi-billion dollar industry, and no amount of “while supplies last” freebies can conpensate for a lifetime of extravagant spending at the makeup counter. So in an effort to square things…

Outdoor Fun for Everyone

As soon as the sun rises today, sit upright in your bed (or futon), swing your legs around and onto the floor, and get out of the house! Your first stop is Homestead Bayfront Park and Marina (9698 SW 328th St., Homestead) where from 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. you…

Dinner for Dummies

It’s 7:00 p.m. What’s for dinner? Whaddya got? Herb and butter Rice-a-Roni? Ketchup with the crusty top? A can of tuna from a Hurricane Andrew survival kit? If you were an Iron Chef, someone would yell out “Allez cuisine!” and you would snap into action, concocting dishes like buttery rice…

Light Our Fire

As said in the white-hot movie Backdraft, “The funny thing about firemen is, night and day they are always firemen.” But this afternoon, ladies, a select group of South Florida firemen will be both firemen and luscious man-meat. They’ll be peeling off the layers of that heavy uniform, shaking their…

Sashay, Chante

Lincoln Road, Ocean Drive, and Washington Avenue serve as impromptu runways for models and wannabes alike 365 days a year. But starting today until Monday, April 16, these guys and gals will have a ton of official places to strut their stuff, complete with bona fide runways for the models…

Belly Laughs

It’s Friday night and all you want to do is laugh. Not in your head, and not that breathy cubicle laugh. You want to laugh like there’s no one else in the room; laugh till your sides hurt; laugh till something warm trickles down your leg. If this is how…

Waiting to Exhale

You’ve been breathing for years, routinely inhaling and exhaling like there’s no tomorrow. And you think that you’re doing it right, but sometimes your efforts end up coming out as a gasp or a pant — maybe because of too much puff, puff, pass. So today the people at True…

Industry Smackdown

Night after night, they fight it out in the war over your hard-earned dollars, but today and tomorrow, April 15, the sexiest servers from some of South Beach’s most popular clubs, restaurants, bars, and hotels will be fighting a different kind of battle. This weekend is the third annual Beach…

We Fly High

What’s that in the sky? It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a marshmallow Peep on steroids! No — it’s the Hot “Hare” Balloon, better known as our favorite relentless pop icon, the Energizer Bunny. The pink idol is one of over 30 hot air balloons that will be floating…

Preserve Your Sexy, Sex Machine

When was the last time you got sexy? If it was somewhere around the time when Prince was wearing assless pants, it just might be time for you to knock the dust off your come-hither stare, and there’s this chick named Victoria who has the secret to doing just that…

Intoxicating Musiq

In the late Nineties there was a musical movement called neo-soul that was characterized by gritty, conscious vocals laid over soul, R&B, or jazz tracks. And with this movement came a bunch of neo-soulsters and soulstresses who are now curiously absent, missing in action, candidates for a Behind the Music…

Kill Da Wabbit

You call it blasphemy, the economy calls it “cha-ching!” And this month’s holiday/pyramid scheme is represented by snow-white bunnies and an endless hunt for pastel, hard-boiled eggs. Rest assured, parental units, there will be Easter egg hunts at locations across Miami-Dade County — some in the most unexpected places. All…

The Dawning of Your New Wardrobe

Are you stuck in a fashion rut? Do you have a perfectly formed groove around your midsection from your excessive use of waist-cinching belts? If you answered yes, maybe your body on a Friday evening and your wardrobe aren’t so different — they’re both in need of some Toxic Cocktails…

Show Me Your Soul

Tonight at the Joseph Caleb Auditorium, soul legends will be resurrected. Local artists will embody the spirits of music greats like Nina Simone, Marvin Gaye, and Billie Holiday in Butterfly’s Tribute to Missed Voices. The show’s creator and producer, Rebecca “Butterfly” Vaughns, says, “I’m out of the box. I really…

Cook This, Grasshopper

If your last attempt at cooking a meal resulted in a lot of blood, sweat, tears, and a burned meatloaf, maybe it’s time you got some professional help. To help rescue you and your family’s menu, come to the weekly Saturday cooking class at Two Chefs. This week’s educational experience…

Sex On The Beach

If you get a Santa Claus-like twinkle in your eye every time you see the letters “XXX,” then the Exxxotica convention this weekend at the Miami Beach Convention Center just might be your dream come true. Porn goddesses Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick will be at arm’s reach, there’ll be…

What Not To Wear

The skinny leg pant trend has left the building, and guess what’s on it’s way in? High-waisted, bell-bottomed pants a la Jan and Marcia Brady, which, FYI, are universally more flattering than the stovepipe cuts of last season. The revolving door of fashion trends slows for no one. One way…

Chicas, Celebrate

March is Women’s History Month, and if you didn’t get a chance to observe it as you should have, or if you just really need to conjure up some good karma toward womankind, here’s your last chance. Community Arts & Culture is holding the fifth annual Women and Culture Festival,…

A Triple-Shot of Fun

Tonight the streets of downtown Coral Gables will be hopping with coffee-lovers celebrating the first ever Starbucks Latin-American Coffee Festival. The green-awninged behemoth is rolling out new Latin-inspired flavors of their highly addictive Frappuccinos, lattes and coffees, and they want lil’ ol’ you to help celebrate with coffee and caffeinated…