The Best of SXSW Music: Saturday 3/17/2012

Nick RalloJustin Townes Earle at Stubb’s BBQSo, we come to it: the end of all things. Four days of madness, Doritos, Skrillex and finally, St. Patrick’s Day. Before we bid SXSW 2012 farewell, allow us to share our favorite moments from SXSW day four. Later, we’ll let you know which…

The Best of SXSW Music: Wednesday 3/14/2012

Nick RalloSharon Van Etten, at the NPR showcase, was a stunner. Plus, there was a box accordion​If you’re familiar with chaos theory, which in its basic form is the attempt to find patterns in the random acts of shit on Earth, then you may understand the difficulty that comes with…

Salumeria 104: Fresh Pasta for Under $20

To dine intelligently in Miami, you must master the art of graceful interrogation. Does the soup of the day have cream, butter or perhaps a pound of cheese? Does this place serve the brussels sprouts with bacon? There is a fine line between being a curious patron and causing the…

87. The Red Burger at Red Restaurant

It’s that time of year again when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.87. The Red…

Miami’s Best Cuban Coffee: Five Places to Fuel Up

It’s the crack of dawn and somehow you are hearing roosters crow though you are nowhere near a farm. You have a crazy morning ahead dealing with an especially difficult client and you realize the rooster you hear crowing is actually your brain periodically sobbing inside your head. A cup…

Christmas vs. Hanukkah: Which is the Better Foodie Holiday?

The other day in a meeting, the Short Order bloggers got into a tizzy about which holiday had the better bites: Christmas, AKA Santa’s birthday — or is it Rudolph’s? — or Hanukkah, the eight days of lights not being turned off or something. This actually got our two members…

50 Reasons Florida Is the Best Effing State in America

Just as no one can talk about our mamas but us, no one can talk shit about our state except our own news blog. So when Gawker recently ranked Florida the 12th worst state in America (better than Alaska [#11] but worse than Arkansas [#13], really Gawker?), well, truthfully, we…

Wanted: Fall 2011 Photography Interns for Miami New Times

Calling all photo students! Village Voice Media (Miami New Times’ parent company) is recruiting undergraduate photo students for its Fall 2011 Photo Intern Program. By “student,” we do not mean “a student of life.” There’s no cash offered with this gig, only credits. Don’t bother applying if this doesn’t apply…

Best of Miami 2011: Best Play

In anticipation of the upcoming Best of Miami issue hitting newsstands June 16, here is a sneak peek at one category and its winner.Best PlayAugust: Osage CountyActors’ Playhouse at the Miracle Theatre280 Miracle MileCoral Gables 33134305-444-9293actorsplayhouse.org…

Best of Miami 2011: Best Food Truck

In anticipation of the upcoming Best of Miami issue hitting newsstands June 16, here is a sneak peek at one category and its winner.Best Food TruckDim Ssäm à GoGoVarious locations in Miami-Dade305-576-8096sakayakitchen.com, twitter.com/sakayakitchen…

Best of Miami 2011: Best One-Nighter

In anticipation of the upcoming Best of Miami issue hitting newsstands June 16, here is a sneak peek at one category and its winner.Best One-NighterThe Overthrow’s Basel CastleThe Castle41 NW 20th St.Miami 33137…