Tenants Report High-Rise Jumper at Park Place by the Bay

A young person jumped from the 21st floor of Park Place by the Bay at 10 p.m. last night, according to witnesses. Cops and paramedics temporarily blocked off the yellow apartment building, located at 915 NW 1st Avenue. The jumper landed in a cement walkway, not far from the pool…

Mamas vs. Papas, Part 2: Judge Grants Gay Dad Parental Rights

It started with good intentions. Two sets of gay parents — all close friends — would make and raise a baby together. Ray Janssen, a fit war vet, would artificially inseminate Katherine Alicea, an ambitious real estate agent. Katherine’s partner would be a second mother and Ray’s partner a second…

Trapping Migratory Birds Is Illegal, Cuban Immigrant Learns

Not far from Miami International Airport, there’s a little pink house where one man lives with 24 pigeons. Adrian Acosta-Gonzalez is a 37-year-old, Cuban-born landscaper with bronze skin and good bone structure. He slides open a birdcage in his back yard and snaps his fingers twice.Out hops a plump pigeon…

Miami World Center Front Man Marc Roberts Files Bankruptcy

Back in 2006, New Jersey boxing promoter-turned-South Florida real estate mogul Marc Roberts was the face of the largest urban renewal project in the country. It was called the Miami World Center , and it was supposed to transform a rundown ghetto into a glitzy strip of shops, restaurants, and…

Cops Find Hialeah Woman Dead in Biscayne Gardens

View Larger Map Just before 10 p.m. last night, Miami-Dade cops discovered the body of a 23-year-old Hialeah woman in a vacant lot across from a $800,000 waterfront home in Biscayne Gardens. Officers don’t know much about Nazelene Khan, the young woman, but court records show she was charged with…

Snubbed Swamp Stompers Want Help From U of M

Swamp Stomp is the type of homegrown indie music bash that deserves some support. What began as a few bands on a makeshift stage — at a beer-soaked U of M house party in 2007 — has matured into a “foot stompin’, hand clappin'” showcase of underrated local talent. Last…

Cops See More Disturbances, Fewer Batteries in Park West

Park West, the city’s after-hours district, is a place where glamour meets gutter. Women in high heels step out of Ferraris right  next to one-legged  panhandlers. In some ways, the hood is a symbol of everything that’s messed up about class division and gentrification in this city. It’s also –…

Cylists Cringe at East Side of Venetian Causeway

A loud thump made onlookers wince. During rush hour this past November 16, at the east end of the Venetian Causeway, a Beach Towing truck flipped an illegal U-turn and smashed into a fit, brown-eyed biker. The 19-year-old cyclist, Javier Arjona, was “thrown to the ground,” according to police reports…

Behold the Top 10 Most Dangerous Spots to Bike in Miami

This blog post is dedicated to the snot-nosed raver kid who almost killed me Saturday night. I was the redhead on the bike. You were in an Escalade, thumping that bad techno song from the ’90s. I’m pretty sure you were even sporting a sideways visor. Maybe you were driving…

Sun Life Stadium Renamed Tampax Bowl Thanks to New Corporate Sponsor

The Miami Dolphins announced last night that Sun Life Stadium has a new name after a sponsorship deal was sealed with the Southeastern Division of Proctor & Gamble. Tampax Corporation — the nation’s leading distributor of feminine hygiene products — now plans to aggressively market season tickets to a female…

Hialeah Has Most Roadkill in the County

Yanael Rodriguez, a shy 24-year-old with a handsome smile, might have the strangest job in Miami-Dade. It’s called being an “animal disposal technician” and it’s a fancy way of saying that you scrape roadkill for a living. There are two county employees who do this full-time, and they are busy…