Nine Oscars Party Themes For Extremely Devoted Film Fans

It’s Cultist’s favorite February holiday: The Oscars! (Sorry, Presidents Day.) And boy have we been getting prepared. Because no Academy Awards season is complete without a stellar viewing party, we have been racking our movie-lovin’ brains for the best dishes, clothing, and party favors for you to foist upon your…

Five Tips For Surviving the Coming Contraceptive Apocalypse

It’s hard out there for a loose lady.Religious leaders and Republicans have once again joined forces against birth control, in in apparent effort to ensure heterosexuals across the land will forever fear unplanned pregnancies, or cease fornicating altogether.Earlier this year, right-wingers put Planned Parenthood in jeopardy, and they’re now making…

Embodied Memory: Heather Maloney’s In This Place

Local choreographer and performer Heather Maloney likes to disassemble the ways that we think, see, feel, and move through space. Lately, she and her collaborators Joanne Barrett and Shaneeka Harrell have been conducting experiments in memory. They are deep in the process of building In This Place, a new physical…

Miami’s New Pop-Up Gallery Gives Us Wood (In a Pile)

The centerpiece of Sam Trioli’s outdoor pop-up art exhibit in Wynwood might look like a wood pile, but in reality it is… well, a wood pile.”When you see a wood pile you see pure function,” Trioli explained. “It is also a very temporary structure. You build a wood pile and…

Be Our Bestie: TV’s Top Five Fantasy BFFs

Everyone has that one great aunt who talks about the characters from her “stories” like she knows them personally. We used to think it was kinda sad. But lately, several returning TV shows have us craving a deeper connection with the people we see on the screen.Yes, we’re talking about…

Miami’s Most Extravagant Valentine’s Day Experiences

They say money can’t buy love. But “they” are obviously not from Miami, the “filthy rich old men driving around with 22-year-old wannabe supermodels sitting in the passenger seats of their red Ferraris” capital of the world. Let’s put the anti-Hallmark bullshit aside and be frank: Valentine’s Day is all…

Decadancetheatre: Brooklyn Breaks at the Arsht

Decadancetheatre, an all-female crew based in Brooklyn, is all about staying true to hip-hop culture. They use old-school styles — breaking, popping, locking, and house — to tell stories on stage. In their 2004 performance, Decadance vs. the Firebird, the company remade Stravinsky’s classic ballet. For their Miami debut at…

An Open Letter On the Myth of The “Other” Miami

Dear Sandra Beasley,We read your story in The Washington Post yesterday, in which you describe your quest to find the “other” Miami during your residency at LegalArt, and it made us smile. Some of us are native Miamians, and were happy you enjoyed our hometown. The rest of us moved…

R3hab Bringing the Ruckus to LIV on February 11

The best dance parties aren’t the ones you can escape with your sexy intact. Great nights are the ones that leave your hair a mess and clothes covered in booze. Maybe you wake up the next morning with a headache and a couple of mysterious bruises. Never mind the consequences,…

At Sundance, Watch out for the Women

Remember the TV game show where contestants pick between unmarked doors? The Sundance Film Festival can feel that way. Despite the program notes and pre-festival buzz, you can’t easily predict what you’ll find. Attending the 2012 edition last week, I uncovered these highlights:…

The 2012 Academy Awards Nominations: Our Educated Guesses

In these very serious and not at all snarky Oscar nominations predictions, I wanted to begin by criticizing AMPAS for being conservative, self-serving and too politically correct, singling out members that double as nominees. I also wanted to discuss how demanding it is to watch an absurdly long and lackluster…