Toad Eyes Talks Hiatus, Explosive Warts, and Kicking People in the Face

After becoming big stars among the Biscayne Corridor’s Senior High and Junior College demographics (not to mention landing spots on tastemaking scene showcases like Death To The Sun 2011 and the most recent edition of Sweatstock), proggy pop-punk power trio Toad Eyes is taking an indefinite hiatus. The cause turns…

Vince Neil and Nic Cage’s Five Grossest Strip Club Pics!

See also “Vince Neil Falls at His Vegas Strip Club: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown.” Can you think of anything less arousing than Girls, Girls, Girls, a Vegas strip club where Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil runs around like a horny lil’ piggy smearing his fake tan all over the highly…

Fast, Hard, and Loud: Earth First Benefit at Churchill’s Pub on August 1

Punk rock’s political history is more convoluted than the plot of Prometheus.By most accounts, the fast-hard-and-loud aesthetic came into vogue during the mid 1970s as a sneering response to the hippies of the ’60s and an extension of the hard-partying glam scene.Although obviously rooted in social angst, first-wave punk was…

Tanlines Brings Beach Worship to Bardot Miami on July 19

Humans are obsessed with the beach because it reminds us that we are sacks of flesh fulfilling the evolutionary teleology that began when all life on Earth was, like, primordial soup. This is about more than sand, saltwater, and boobies, dammit. We’re talking about the birthplace of our existence. The…

Bastard Noise, Iron Lung, Shitstorm at 305 Fest’s Day Three in Miami

See Crossfade’s review of 305 Fest’s Day One and Day Two — plus interviews with Speedfreak Presents, Merchandise, Torche, Noothgrush, and Dropdead. 305 Fest 2012, Day Three With Shitstorm, House of Lightning, Iron Lung, Bastard Noise and othersChurchill’s Pub, MiamiSunday, July 8, 2012 Better Than: Chinese checkers in the dark…

Merchandise Talks Hardcore, EDM, Shredding in Tampa, and Miami’s 305 Fest

See 305 Fest’s full lineup and set times — plus Crossfade’s interviews with Speedfreak Presents, Torche, Noothgrush, and Dropdead. Tampa, Florida is home to a long tradition of phlegm-throated snarling and buzzsaw shredding. In the ’80s and ’90s, the Gulf Coast industrial metropolis was a petri dish of brutality, producing…