OFF! and Negative Approach at Grand Central Miami, September 26

Better Than: Dead Kennedys without Jello, The Misfits without Danzig, and the last 25 years of Bad Brains. Last night, Downtown Miami dance hall Grand Central hosted yet another righteous punk show. In fact, this might’ve been the best rock concert that we’ve ever seen at the club. See also:…

Japan’s D-Clone Bring the F#$% to Churchill’s Pub on October 4

He’s dressed in head-to-toe black, covered in studs with two bullet belts, a foot-long blue fan mohawk, and green paint smeared across his face like some kind of ceremonial warpaint. Then this punk leans into the microphone. And mustering an exaggerated sneer as spittle flies with each syllable, he dramatically…

Steven Tyler and The Top Five Musical Nudists

See also “Steven Tyler Passes Out in the Shower! His Five Most Embarrassing Moments.” Every few months, Steven Tyler emerges from his cavern of unearthly delights to reveal a new phase in his gradual transition from rock ‘n’ roll sex symbol to an extraterrestrial grandmother with the grossest toes we’ve…