Top Five Rap Tracks That Ripped Off Classic Rock Songs

It seems like enough time has passed since the sweaty-armpit era of mainstream rock (otherwise known as the Nu-Metal Dark Ages) that we can finally, maybe, approach the subject of fusing hip-hop with rock and roll. It wasn’t always Fred Durst commanding an audience of pigmen to “break shit.” Or…

Atmosphere, Blueprint, and Evidence at the Fillmore Miami Beach, September 17

Atmosphere The Family Vacation Tour With Blueprint and Evidence Fillmore, Miami Beach Friday, September 17, 2011 Last night, quintessential emo-rapper MC Slug and his longtime producer Ant brought the latest incarnation of their Atmosphere project to the stage at the Fillmore Miami Beach. Despite their sensitive leanings, the group managed…

Rock the Bells With Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, and Mobb Deep, September 13

See the full 20-photo Rock the Bells slideshow. Rock the Bells Rakewon and Ghostface Killa With Mobb Deep and ArtOfficial Fillmore Miami Beach September 13, 2011 Better Than: Album-length karaoke renditions of Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s Nigga Please. (Although … Wu-Tang karaoke is a good idea. And someone should get that…

Marc Anthony, Will Smith, and Dwyane Wade Get Bromantical for Monday Night Football

In the latest installment of the tawdry superscandal surrounding the simultaneous breakups of long-time celebrity couples Will Smith and Jada Pinkett (maybe not splitting), and Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez (totally definitely splitting), there has been a game-changing development that ensnarls Miami Heat superstar Dwayne Wade in the scandal’s awful…

Was Beyoncé’s Baby Bump a Hoax?

Remember when you found out the awful truth about Milli Vanilli? How did we ever recover from learning that neither of those super-’90s hunks on stage could actually sing? After we learned the real Milli Vanilli was a couple of average-looking old guys, could we ever believe in popular music…

Top Five Most Annoying Pop Star Pets

​The only thing more annoying than pop stars and their lavish lifestyles … The lavish lifestyles of their freaking pets. Yeah, while plebs like us spend our downtime shuffling kitty litter that sears our nostrils and looking for Junior’s lost hamster at 4 a.m., fat cats, excuse us, fat dogs,…

The Journey Home From Voice of the Valley Noise Rally 2011

Read the remaining entries from Roofless Records, Bleeding Palm, and Crossfade’s road trip diary. Voice of the Valley Noise Rally Report #5 Pentress, WV/Springfield, VA/Miami, FL 8/28/2011 After we said our farewell to the strange and epic Indian Meadows, we headed to Springfield, Virginia, (Thank you, Patrick and Karen!) to…

Five Band Name Trends That Totally Suck

We’d say kids these don’t know how to name their bands properly, but kids (and, really, we mean grown men, sometimes zillionaires) have been coming up with crappy band names for quite some time now. And it’s only going to get worse. All you need is login info to be…