Luke’s Gospel: Take down slums, not politicians like Michelle Spence-Jones

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Up this week, Luke assesses the latest criminal charges against his pal Michelle Spence-Jones and what he would do to…

Luke’s Gospel: Before South Beach got boring

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Up this week: He tackles VIP bottle service and a plan to roll back last call at city bars and…

Luke’s Gospel: Stop screwing Miami’s inner city and hire a black city manager

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Up this week: Miami is in trouble again. The town’s top bureaucrat — City Manager Pete Hernandez — has resigned and…

Luke’s Gospel: Fire Erik Spoelstra

Luther Campbell, AKA Uncle Luke, has never been shy about sharing his opinion. The former frontman for Miami’s wonderfully raunchy rap act 2 Live Crew made history in 1992 when the U.S. Supreme Court confirmed his right to be as horny as he wants to be. Throughout his controversial career,…