81. Farley Aguilar

​In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 25, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.81. Farley Aguilar Farley Aguilar’s natural gifts as an artist…

Ricky Martin Talks Yo and His Vida Loca at Books & Books

hen you think of Ricky Martin, you probably think, “hubba, hubba!” The former boy-band hunk of singing love is no longer just a pretty face and vibrating glutes, he’s also a deep and thoughtful author of a new autobiography. The singer is coming out of the dark, as Gloria Estefan…

87. Christy Gast

In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 25, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.87. Christy GastArtist Christy Gast is pretty much good at…

Writin’ La Vida Loca

If Ricky Martin were writing a book, what would it be about? The life of Thomas Merton? Nah. It’d be about himself, of course. The title of Martin’s autobiography, Me , is eerily reminiscent of Bill Clinton’s My Life and Hitler’s Mein Kampf. But considering Martin’s gyrating, low-rise, studded jeans,…

Tonight, Monster Splash Benefit to Help Artist Aeon

Graffiti artist Aeon and his friends at the Tree Top Collective understand, in a real way, the value of movement as multiple sclerosis began affecting Aeon’s ability to walk. The good news is that his buddies, a community of artists, are determined to help him regain his mobility and raise awareness…

94. Nektar de Stagni

In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 25, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.Courtesy of Nektar de Stagni​94. Nektar de StagniDesigner Nektar de Stagni is an…

University of Wynwood Announces Literary Zine, Jai-Alai Magazine

The busy bees over at the University of Wynwood have been working nonstop to brighten this neon town with poetic radiance. Lately, they’ve brought the word to the streets, from the Miami Art Museum to Sweat Records. These pseudo-collegiate bastards are fully committed to making our lives less boring and…

97. Justin Long

In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 25, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.Courtesy of Justin Long​97. Justin LongArtist Justin H. Long often sports the get-up…

Monster Mash and Splash

Art can inspire many people to do incredible things, but can it motivate a community to help a man walk again? The Tree Top Collective — local artists who joined forces to create a support system for each other outside of the gallery system — thinks it can. The collective…

Sara Gruen Brings Ape House to Temple Judea

Jersey Shore isn’t the only house of monkeys we can think of that is featured in a reality television show. Bestselling author Sara Gruen has written into her new book, Ape House, the story of an actual group of primates on primetime.   Best known for her 2006 novel Water for Elephants, a…

Graphic Designer James Victore Says Vagina Is for Lovers

Images courtesy of James Victore​James Victore is a controversial graphic designer who makes images that are engaging, direct, and really freaking neat. It’s easy to understand why this artist named his book Victore or, Who Died and Made You Boss? As cocky a title as it seems, he’s just that good…

Animal House

Sara Gruen’s newest novel, Ape House, tells the story of a group of primates on prime time, and we’re not talking about the Situation and Pauly D. The main characters are bonobos, little chimps that grow up communicating with their caretakers through American Sign Language. After an explosion rocks their…

Vagina Is For Lovers

James Victore is a controversial graphic designer who makes images that are engaging, direct, and really freaking neat.It’s easy to understand why this artist named his book Victore or, Who Died and Made You Boss? As cocky a title as it seems, he’s just that good. His trusting clients range…

A Bite of Bittman

What if you were offered the chance to frolic around Spain eating delicious food with a famous actress? You’d say yes. But let’s say that actress is Gwyneth Paltrow. Would you reconsider if you had to listen to Coldplay the whole time? Who knows what music brilliant food writer Mark…

Drunk on National Fame

There’s nothing quite as unsettling as a pair of nuts in a pink thong. Well, nothing except two pairs of nuts in two pink thongs. Miami comedy duo, A Pair of Nuts, bravely showed America their man parts while appearing on VH1’s Money Hungry. The sketch duo — Yamil Piedra…

Tell It on the Mountain

Now that our school days are long behind us, our memories are weak. Dates and names become more difficult to remember. To help retain some semblance of brainpower in a vapid, Jersey Shore world, catch the latest event hosted by the University of Wynwood, an organization devoted to advancing contemporary…

Shopping Fashion’s Night Out: From Marni to FriendsWithYou

With her school girl’s haircut and slender, frail physique, Vogue’s Anna Wintour is an unlikely economic stimulator. However, this past Friday night, her brainchild, Fashion’s Night Out, spread through the country like a cancer, a very fashionable cancer. To sneak a peek at big business trying on good taste, we…

Guzzle Beer, Not Oil

A South Florida August is like a New England March: We finally start to see the end of the bad-weather months. September is a more outdoor-friendly time, when two wheels begin to look a lot more appealing than four. Celebrate the end of summer and the onset of the breezy…

Nerdy Bookworms Read Their Way to Romance on New Dating Site

Dating sites offer participants two things: 1.) the realization of how depressing their lives have become that they have to meet people virtually instead of IRL (in real life) and 2.) the ability to provide hope that they will meet someone ever.  Then there’s deciding which site is the best…