51. Meatball at Prime Italian

As we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2011 in June, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305 in random order. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com. After the jump, find our other choices. 51…

Looking Good, Being Bad

At the Beautiful Villains Fashion Show, designer Lorie Lester’s friends and family (i.e., people of all shapes and sizes) will model her 2011 summer line. That way we get to enjoy her ’70s-inspired fabrics and silhouettes on bodies that look more like our own than a 12-year-old girl’s. Lester is…

Lynda Barry Can Cure Writer’s Block With a Three-Ring Binder

Everyone’s life is so rich with tales, some boring, others outrageous. But sometimes we feel like we don’t have the tools tell them, and so our memories become jumbled. And our hands won’t write. Frustration prevails.Maybe you’ve given up all hope on writing your story, or maybe you have a…

Fashion Freakouts at Lady Gaga’s Miami Monster Ball

​Lady Gaga doesn’t dress like the rest of us. For example, sometimes you’re putting on a polo and you look down and think, I look like a douche, so you replace it with a Sonic Youth t-shirt. Or you put on shorts and then realize your ass cheeks are partially…

55. Fancy Bacon Cheddar Turkey Burger at Oneburger

As we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2011 in June, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305 in random order. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com. After the jump, find our other choices. 55…

Heather Greene Talks Music, Whiskey, and Even Shares a Few Recipes

​Heather Greene isn’t just one of the worlds few female whiskey experts and official ambassador for Glenfiddich scotch, she’s also an accomplished singer-songwriter.She and her partner in music, Adam Williams, have put together cool, mellow, urban music to accompany a perfect glass of whiskey for the series “Music to Drink…

Lady Gaga Talks It Up at the American Airlines Arena, April 13

See the full Lady Gaga at the American Airlines Arena slideshow. Lady GagaWith Semi Precious WeaponsAmerican Airlines ArenaApril 13, 2011 Better Than: A Slurpee on a cool day in a hot room. Not since a 1990-something Ani DiFranco show has so much talking been heard coming from the stage at…

Sister Act

What do you get when everyone except for a few nuns is seasick on a “Faiths of All Nations” cruise and the show must still go on? Well, if that show is Fiddler on the Roof, you get Meshuggah-Nunsb>. The quirky musical is the brainchild of Dan Goggin, creator of…

Jorge Rubiera Explains Why Conquistadors Make Everyone a Fool

When we saw the stills from Jorge Rubiera’s new film, we were stunned. They transported us to another time and place. Rubiera, winner of the New Times MasterMind award for narrative, is someone who knows how to hold a camera and when to take a shot.The current working title of…

United Way Miami Wine & Food Festival Kicks Off Tomorrow Night

​If you prefer giving back while enjoying the finer things in life, you’re in luck. This week the United Way will host its 16th annual Miami Wine & Food Festival, featuring flowing wine and whiskey and tons of fantastic foods. To maximize your eating and drinking pleasure, organizers have added…

Lady Gaga Needs Crazier Props and We Have Five Suggestions

​Everybody’s favorite glam guidette isn’t Snooki, it’s Lady Gaga. The Italian-American princess continues to force parents into explaining things like disco sticks to their five year olds. Sure, Gaga’s always less than boring. But sometimes, she’s just so ridiculous that we don’t even have the energy to “get it.”Still, Mother…

Solea’s Chef Michael Gilligan Talks Gingerbread, United Way

It’s not every day you hear about a guy from Birmingham, England, cooking Spanish cuisine that everyone wants to eat. We suppose that makes Michael Gilligan a special kind of chef.Gilligan, who will present dessert this weekend at a United Way event, got his start not only working at Michelin-starred restaurants but…

Vizcaya Hosts Untitled: A Performance by Naomi Fisher on Wednesday

As a kid growing up in Miami, there really was no better place than Vizcaya to blast our young impressionable minds into the past and out of the realm of reality. The romantic mansion and manicured gardens inspire fantasies of lives never lived, wayward minotaurs, and renaissance love affairs.  …

Borscht @ Dorsch Offers Art Buyers an Intimate Glimpse at Filmmaking

​Say it three times fast: Borscht at Dorsch, Borscht at Dorsch, Borscht at Dorsch. Not easy, right? When Miami-centric independent film festival Borscht and Wynwood’s Dorsch Gallery came together to work on a creative project, a divine tongue-tying name was also born. Borscht @ Dorsch is a many layered and unusual collaboration, with a quirky concept…

Agustina Woodgate’s “Collectivism”: Animal Rugs and Human Hair

​Agustina Woodgate works with some pretty peculiar materials. “Collectivism,” her fourth solo show with Spinello Projects, includes unusual uses of human hair and the fur of stuffed animals — specifically, animal rugs made of stuffed animal skin, and pictures made with human hair.Woodgate told us, “I am using material people…

60. Raspberry Tart at Le Royal

As we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2011 in June, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305 in random order. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com. After the jump, find our other choices. 60…