With Cowboy Mouth, Patti Smith and Sam Shepard Come to Wynwood

Sam Shepard and Patti Smith performed Cowboy Mouth back in 1971. The play follows two sad sacks, Cavale and Slim. She’s kidnapped him at gunpoint in order to make him a rock ‘n’ roll star, but they’re just wasting away in a messy room. Sounds like college a little, no?This…

Overtown Gospel Brunch: Platters, KC & the Sunshine Band, and Red Velvet Cake

​This weekend​, dozens gathered in the 115-year-old Greater Bethel AME Church to witness the talents of locally born and raised gospel musicians.Amy Rosenberg of the Overtown Music Project, organized this beautiful event to support a jazz and blues residency to support a talented young musician from Overtown or Liberty City…

Waterford Landing’s Alex Caso on Pack Rats, Fat Kids, and the Band

​Alex Caso’s apartment is truly fascinating. He’s an avid collector of what he calls “media.” The place is blanketed with wonderful, collectable toys, records, DVDs, CDs. It’s a little nerd boy’s dream! He asks if we like Kate Bush, and pops her onto the record player (figuratively, of course), later…

Sondheim’s Company Brings Laughs and Insight to Main Street Playhouse

The Main Street Players in Miami Lakes presented a relatively impressive opening night performance of the insightful and amusing musical Company with music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim and book by George Furth. The production was engaging, the stage design perfectly simple, and, for the most part, the singers sounded good and…

Soul Food and Gospel Music at the Overtown Gospel Brunch

​It’s going to be pretty hard to think of a better way to celebrate a pre-Mother’s Day meal after you’ve read about the first ever Overtown Gospel Brunch.Bring your best church hat for lookin’ fancy, a big fan because it’s hot in Miami, and a loose dress, because there will…

Beer Snob Pub Crawl Organizers Tell Us About Beer and Snobbery

​Lovers of the open road, bicycles, and brews have patiently awaited the return of the Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl. September was the last time a big group of jolly drinkers made their way from downtown to Miami Beach and back, sharing a beer (or four) with friends and strangers…

Good Vibrations

No doubt, vibrators are therapeutic. We women live in a stressful world littered with selfish men. Many a woman’s most satisfying sexual partner is a battery-operated, brightly colored phallus. In fact, in the darker ages of medicine, these little stress-relievers were used by doctors as a treatment for female hysteria…

Rachel Dratch Lampoons A-Lister’s Memoirs in Celebrity Autobiography

​Fuck Christopher Hitchens and his lame opinion on funny women. Rachel Dratch and decades of hilarious female cast members on Saturday Night Live demonstrate that humorous females exist in abundance. Dratch told us about working on SNL, “We were a pretty evolved bunch. I never felt any disadvantage.” Women are…

Is Lester’s Coffee Shop the New Books & Books?

​Finally, there’s a coffee shop in Wynwood. Lester’s opened its doors on Friday at 9 a.m. with a clean aesthetic, Wi-Fi, beer, and wine. It’s the perfect place for cool kids to get jacked up on espressos, do homework (or freelance work), and then come down again with a few…

Tomorrow: Tea and Feng Shui With Sylvia Lu in the Design District

​Tea is a beverage, much like beer, that brings people together. It defines a cultural experience in China, where well-preserved, intricate, and elaborate ceremonies take place. These wonderful expressions — which have become long-standing traditions, meditations, and social events — involve preparation and appreciation.The International Chinese Fine Arts Council is…

Hialeah Haikus‘ Foryoucansee Wins Literary Death Match (Video)

Last night’s Literary Death Match was probably the first and last time an audience at Purdy Lounge will hear beautiful, funny, thoughtful poems read from the dance floor. Wait, that’s not true. Tonight O, Miami, the month-long poetry festival funded is also hosting Broken Social Spam there, mixing poetry and…

45. Chicken and Rice Soup at Lemoni

As we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2011 in June, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305 in random order. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com. After the jump, find our other choices. 46…

Lizarran Opens with Tapas and Pinchos in Coral Gables

Really, there’s no place in Miami more appropriate to eat tapas than Coral Gables. This city has the look of old Spain, perfect for a new authentic Spanish restaurant. Lizarran is coming to town with paella, tapas and pinchos ready to enter your belly.The Coral Gables location is the first…

Cycle for Cerveza

“I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride it where I like.” Queen’s classic bike song could be the de facto anthem for Miami’s growing community of cyclists. You might have seen this motley, two-wheeling crew zoom past your Hummer as you were stuck in construction gridlock on…

Literary Death Match Is a Bloody Good Poetry Reading

​Opium Magazine’s Literary Death Match evokes images of bloody pencils, torn up books, and trashed typewriters. But LDM is less like a poetry MMA battle, and more like an interactive reading involving judges and dart guns (maybe).The LDM has made its way around the globe, from London to San Francisco,…

Meshuggah-Nuns‘ Dan Goggin Talks Nuns and Baseball

​Nuns performing Fiddler on the Roof on a cruise ship? You’d have to be a madman or a genius to think of that meshuggah idea. Nunsense creator and director Dan Goggin is the kooky brain behind the cockamamie concept of, what else, but Meshuggah-Nuns. The show marks the grand finale of…

Yummy ChunBuns: Sweet Treats Made by the Hands of an Artist

​After speaking with Susan Lee-Chun about her sweet Yummy ChunBuns, you might drool a little. The artist has  a sense of humor and a good eye for delightful desserts. She’s happy when people say to her: “I love your buns!” or “Damn, girl! Your buns are amazing!” Speaking of the…