Jamaican Me Hungry, Part 3: Lunch at Little Ochi

Little Ochi Seafood Restaurant in Alligator Pond Manchester is reputedly the best restaurant on Jamaica’s south coast, and has also been mentioned as the finest seafood establishment on the entire island; it was certainly the finest we tried. Evrol “Blackie” Christian started it up in 1989 and ran the place…

Jamaican Me Hungry, Part 2: Jack Sprat and Treasure Beach

Located on the southern shore of Jamaica, about 4 hours west of Kingston, Treasure Beach remains a sleepy, relatively undiscovered fishing village. If you relish a quiet getaway that, in July and August at least, is barely tainted by tourists, this is where you want to be. And the best…

Jamaican Me Hungry, Part I: Kingston Blues

Cities don’t get much uglier or more depressing than Kingston. That was probably my first thought as we got off of the public bus we’d taken from the airport and stepped smack dab in the middle of an anarchic downtown scene. “We” consists of my wife and I and our…

Friday Food Funnies: Jamaican Tour Guide

This weeks’ Friday Food Funnies doesn’t have anything to do with food, but my head is still on a Jamaican vacation of sorts. The video starts getting funny around the 58-second mark — presumably as the ganja starts kicking in:…

Cook Your Own Indian Food

If you like eating Indian food and don’t know how to prepare it, I highly recommend Ayesha D’Mello’s cooking class. Ayesha is really good at teaching this, the meal at the end of the class is delectable, and you will actually be able to recreate the dishes at home with…

5 Ways To Save Money At Starbucks

1. If you order a coffee with steamed milk (also known as a Caffé Misto) instead of a Caffé Latte, you’ll save about 85 cents.2. Ten cents off when you bring your own cup or mug.3. Any Starbucks coffee can be ordered served in a coffee press for two, which…

FDA To Public: Eat Shit!

Food Animal Concerns Trust (FACT) has launched a petition drive to ban poultry litter being used as cattle feed. Poultry litter  consists primarily of chicken shit, feathers, spilled feed and bedding material that accumulate on the floors of the buildings that house chickens and turkeys. It can also include stuff…

Kids Eat For Free At Maya Tapas

Maya Tapas & Grill  (809 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach) is not participating in Miami Spice this year, but it is offering a spicy deal for kids: they eat for free! Meaning while you and your better half are indulging in a 16-ounce carne asada or grilled short ribs, your ten-or-under…

Friday Food Funnies: Calvin Trillin On A Chinese Dinner In Hell

The Tummy Trilogy, the 1994 compilation of Calvin Trillin’s three food books (American Fried; Alice, Let’s Eat; and Third Helpings), contains enough funny — and brilliant — observations on eating to fill Friday Food Funnies for years. There is certainly no other food writer that can play on the same…

Apple Restaurant Ripe On South Beach

Apple Restaurant & Lounge (1437 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach) finally opened its’ doors on Friday, July 10th, and is “gearing up for the Grand Opening celebration towards the end of August”. Remember the good old days, when restaurants used to open only once? The Los Angeles-based resto-lounge promises Contemporary American…

4 Courses, 8 Wines, $30 At Cantina 71

I haven’t yet been to Cantina 71 Restaurant (216 71st Street, Miami Beach). If you haven’t been either, tonight (Tuesday, August 4th) might be the perfect time to try it out: A four-course dinner matched with eight wine tastings in all — for $30 (plus, as always, tax/tip). The starting…

Ahnvee Opens on Washington Avenue

The New Orleans Supper Club, Ahnvee Restaurant & Lounge (621 Washington Avenue), had its’ grand opening on Saturday night. Ahnvee promises upscale dining, live music performances, and lots of Swarovski Crystal pendants. “Our menu has all of the authentic New Orleans favorites like etouffé, jambalaya, gumbos, andouille sausage, red beans…

Friday Food Funnies: Food Snobs

This week, in place of our usual fall-off-the-chair funny jokes, we’ve plucked some witty definitions from The Food Snob’s Dictionary by David Kamp and Marion Rosenfeld. Bánh mí-Long an unremarkable if satisfying staple of Asian street food, the bánh mí has recently emerged as a fetish object for Caucasian Sandwich…

The USDA Lies

Most people believe that a “naturally raised” label implies animals have access to sunshine, fresh air, freedom of movement and the ability to perform, um, you know, natural behaviors. Yet the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) recently allowed companies to slap a “naturally raised” label on meat and meat…

Luna Changes Names, Kobe Comes Back, Fleming Gets Gordon, and so forth

Luna Cafe, at 4770 Biscayne Boulevard, is now called L’artista Restaurant. Ownership is the same, meaning Tom Billante is still  involved. Besides the name change, the menu has been tweaked upwardly towards a more fine dining experience than the casual Luna Cafe. Seems a curious move at this time, but…

For Sale: North One 10

Dewey LoSasso has announced that “after 5 years, including almost 2 years of Biscayne Blvd. construction and 5 Hurricanes (2004-2006), North One 10 is seeking potential buyers”.”Those first two years killed us”, says Dewey of the batshit-crazy, business-crippling construction that made driving to North One 10 a downright chore. “Now…