Sneak Review: Smoke’t Southern Kitchen & Tap

A mere charcoal briquet from next week’s glowing? fizzling? Cafe review:Main courses come with any two of 15 “fixin’s”, which if ordered a la carte would range in price from $2.95 to $6.25. There are, again, inconsistencies within the category, although plusses outnumbered minuses. Jalapeño mac & cheese hit the…

Chipwich Inventor Dies

Richard LaMotta, who created the Chipwich from his Sweet Tooth ice cream parlor in Englewood, New Jersey, passed away two days ago at age 67. The bearded Brooklyn native came up with the notion in the late Seventies — a  four-ounce slab of vanilla ice cream, sandwiched between chocolate chip…

Hershey Highway Leads To Child Labor

This past Tuesday was declared I Love Reese’s Day by Hershey’s — the makers of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (which reminds me: more news forthcoming soon on Short Order’s I Love Short Order Day). The groups Global Exchange, Green America Today, Oasis USA, and The International Labor Rights Forum didn’t…

Crisp Calamari

Chances are pretty good your grandmother isn’t as talented a cook as you think. Sure, that lasagna or meatloaf is better than those you’ve tried elsewhere, and her other few specialties are perhaps equally impressive. But the key word here is few — meaning through years and years of making…

All-U-Can-Eat Fried Chicken Tonight At Michy’s

Tonight begins year two of Michy’s weekly Wednesday night “all-you-care-to-eat” fried chicken feast. Priced at $36 per person (excluding tax and gratuity), the dinner features limitless helpings of Bernstein’s signature fried bird with a “bottomless parade of sides” (I’m not certain, but I think that means you have to bring…

A Virtual Chilean Wine Tasting — Without the Virtual

A virtual tasting of 8 Sauvignon Blancs from Chile (five of which were D.O.’s) took place last Wednesday evening. The promoters of the evening, Wines of Chile, invited me to participate along with 50 other wine enthusiasts, bloggers, writers, etc. We had all received our bottles in advance, along with…

Let’s Talk Chef Shoes, Part 2: What The Pros Wear

Friday’s opening shoe post was mostly about my own experiences with kitchen footwear. Today we find out what Miami’s real chefs wear when they’re working — and why.Michelle Bernstein, Michy’s, Sra. Martinez: Clogs, as they not only help me from falling on my back side but they also give me…

Let’s Talk Chef Shoes, Part One

Through the early years of my career in professional kitchens, I wore ankle-high, steel-toed, Velcro-strapped, taupe-colored leather chef shoes made by the esteemed French chefwear company Bragard. They looked like nurse shoes in a straightjacket. Regardless of where I was cooking, I could always count on being ridiculed for having…

Sneak Review: Calamari

A little antipasti paragraph before the main course Cafe review of Calamari next week:Most appetizers range from $5 to $10, pastas $10 to $13, main courses $15 to $20, and desserts $6 to $8. While these prices represent a great deal, nightly specials can make your meal even more of…

Help Wanted: Flapjack Flip-Off X

Yes, I know, it’s hard to believe. Not that my editor has permitted me to continue this self-indulgent farce of a contest for so long, but that I’ve been at the paper for more than a decade. Luckily I foresaw just such a possibility, and right from the start shrewdly…

A Sneak Peek at Norman’s 180, Sort Of

The photo is of Norman Van Aken and Malcolm Berg, Architect and Principal of EoA, Inc., who designed the upcoming Norman’s 180. The steel panel they are scrutinizing is laser-etched with one of some twenty Normanisms (my word, not theirs) that will be backlit around the back bar.The restaurant is…

Yes! Pasta!; Bulldog! Café!; Ver Daddy! Gone!; Red! Wine Deal!

Yes! Pasta!, a “healthy, fast, casual, semi self-service restaurant” has opened at 14871 Biscayne Blvd. in North Miami Beach (formerly Pasha’s). Focus is on made-to-order pastas — you choose from seven types of noodles, 15 sauces, and poultry, seafood, or vegetable add-ins. Panini and salads are also on hand, everything…

Mario Joins Meatless Monday Movement

It’s not quite as dramatic a step as it sounds: Every Monday, each of Batali’s establishments will proffer at least two vegetarian options, be it entrees, pastas, pizzas, or whatnot (and we hear he makes an incredible vegan whatnot).These dishes will be designated as Meatless Monday options. The idea is…

Wine Depot & Bistro Coming to South Beach

Wine Depot & Bistro 555 will be moving into South Beach at 555 Jefferson Ave., just up the block from the Meridian Market. The huge, 6,700 square foot area (Wine Depot) will be divided into a private cellar, wine racks, a lounge & bar, and a small market; the outdoor…

Top 10 Marketing Ideas For Oil-Slicked Seafoods

Fishermen and restaurateurs: Don’t despair. With some imagination and just a bit of judicious finagling, this disastrous oil spill can be turned into a potential boon for business. We’ve come up with a few suggestions for marketing monikers you can apply to fish from the affected areas — the rest…

BK Whopper Bar’s Tipping Point

If you think that Burger King Whopper Bar’s no tipping policy on deliveries saves you money, you’re right. But it’s the wrong thing to do.Whether the delivery person is a high school kid, a struggling immigrant, or a member of the desperately unemployed, the salary he or she makes is…

ZUMA at EPIC Debuts May 24

ZUMA, London’s enormously popular “authentic, nontraditional Japanese” restaurant, has announced May 24th as its official opening date at the EPIC Hotel & Residences in downtown Miami. German chef Rainer Becker created ZUMA based on the informal Japanese dining style called Izakaya as well as on his love of capitalizing letters…