Have you crashed enough exclusive celebrity-studded, liquor-fueled, art-driven Basel bashes yet? We didn’t think so. However, if you’ve already blown all your cash getting in on that VIP list to see Pompeya at Soho Beach House or Kendrick Lamar at Mana Wynwood, here are ten free Art Basel Miami Beach…
Ladies and gents, Basel madness has finally begun … By day, that means four days of cultural enrichment and artistic appreciation at Art Basel Miami Beach and CONTEXT. By night, though, it’s all about sweaty partying in the club with celebrities, Europeans, champagne whores, even Uncle Luke. Just check out…
As the disco ball spun and twinkled across the main ballroom to Modern English’s “I Melt With You,” dudes in blowouts, couples in puffy pink prom dresses and white suits, and Jon Bon Jovi doppelgangers got Footloose and partied like it was 1987. An arc of red, white, and yellow…
Once a year, art aficionados and music junkies alike swarm the streets of the Magic City for Art Basel Miami Beach week. You know, that enormous arty party when the entire city becomes a wonderland filled with work from some of the world’s most talented creatives? And sure, art may…
It’s the day after Thanksgiving! In case you’re having a rough time counting your blessings, here are a few things to be grateful for: a short work week and long weekend (for most of us, anyway), a shit load of turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce that’ll last you for days,…
At a time when most kids are scratching their heads, trying to figure out the next step after high school, Denzel Curry is dropping beats and recording albums. He recently landed on MTV. The 18-year-old Carol City rapper says he was “shocked” to discover he would be featured on the…
We’re so lucky we get to call the Magic City home. That’s why this Thanksgiving we’re gonna stuff our faces with shots of Patrón (or cake from the master baker Steve Aoki himself) and fill our head with uhntz-uhntz hits from John Dahlbäck, rap beats from the Aussie princess Iggy…
It’s no secret that Miami is the party capital of the South, but the charm of our hardcore rep comes from the diversity of our party scene. For the uhntz-uhntz junkie who’s into poppin’ bottles of Hennessy, picking up European models, and pricey covers, you have the flashy streets of…
It’s Thanksgiving week! That means endless buffets of turkey (or lechón) and pumpkin pie, never-ending family gatherings with cousins you never knew you had, and Southern Comfort hangovers. And if you’re in need of an escape from hearing your Abuela Marta constantly ask you when you’re finally gonna get hitched,…
TGIF! TGIF! TGIF! You may have “danced on tabletops, taken too many shots, and got kicked out of the bar” last Friday night, but like the pop princess Katy Perry herself, tonight you’re gonna “do it all again,” expect you won’t “max out your credit card” ’cause all you’ll need…
If Miami is an oasis of booze and bashes, then South Beach is the epicenter of it all. On any given night, you’ll find endless parties. The Hennessy’s flowing, killer beats made by world-renowned DJs are blaring, and A-list celebrities and the glamorous people are just standing around mugging for…
Flashing blue, purple, and white spotlights lit up the dark room. Bass-heavy beats from Rick Ross, Ace Hood, and Beyoncé blasted from the speakers. And an army of vixens in camo tank tops, ripped leggings, and sneaker wedges invaded Story Nightclub on Saturday with their weapons of mass twerk. We’re…
With mindless drivers who must’ve bribed the DMV to get a Class E license, con artists who make a living by stealing children’s Social Security numbers, and comedians who run for public office, Miami is far, far, far from utopia. But the music’s pretty good. And in many ways, the…
Winter may be right around the corner. But in the Magic City, summer is forever. So slip on your itsy-bitsy designer bikini, grab your beach towel, and make a splash at Hyde Beach’s Pool House Saturdays. “It’s pretty self-descriptive,” says Hyde’s Bruno Cardinali of the daytime bash. “It’s a pool…
Pat yourself on the shoulder and give yourself a high-five: you made it through the week. Now, it’s time to celebrate your accomplishment and party like a mad man! Sure, you’re gonna wanna reward yourself with lots and lots of booze and bashes, but that doesn’t mean you’ll have to…
Your job may get in the way of your social life from time to time, but sometimes you gotta be a rebel without a cause and fight for your right to party. So slip on your party pants, put on your dancing shoes, and get your celebratory gear in tact…
Guys with dark beads, black Holly Hunt T-shirts, and red paisley and Hawaiian flower pattered button downs, ladies in long black and white printed dresses, pink shorts, and leopard tops, and former local rock stars crowded 626 South Miami Avenue on Friday for Tobacco Road’s 101st Anniversary Bash. Celebrating just…
The first five days of the work week are the hardest. Good thing we have music from Bonobo’s downtempo beats to Alejandro Fernández’s Latin hits to some good ‘ol jazz to help us get through the misery. Just check out the five best concerts going down in Miami this week…
The average white-collar American spends 200 hours a week typing away on their keyboard, tirelessly filing paperwork, dealing with pesky coworkers, and answering countless emails and phone calls. That leaves us with only 48 hours to let loose and relive those college frat days. And since we spend a huge…
We can never get enough of the dudes in skeleton tees, ladies in leopard-print body suits, sculptures of perfectly-chiseled naked men, and unicorns made out of red and white buttons that overrun the streets, bars, and galleries of Wynwood during Second Saturday Art Walk. That’s why hundreds of us crowd…
You can’t possibly attend all of the flashy, A-list-celebrity-frequented bashes that go down in Miami every weekend. That’s why the Magic City throws so many of ’em almost every night of the week. Just check out the six best parties to crash on South Beach. See also: Five Best Concerts…
Except for being in center of all the action at the American Airlines Arena, there’s nothing like cheering on LBJ, D-Wade, Bosh, and the rest of the Miami Heat champs at a sports bar with an ice cold Yuengling on hand, surrounded by like-minded ride-or-die fans. At the peak of…
