New York Times Shows Once Again How Not To Write About Miami

There seems to be a bit of a lazy trope far too many out-of-town writers fall into when writing about Miami. They list of a litany of obvious Miami stereotypes: Beach! Neon! Pretty people! ’80s! Expensive! Parties! It’s like the written equivalent of the Miami Vice opening credits. And then…

Miami Named 7th Best “City of the Future” For Foreign Investment

Miami basically runs on foreign investment, so its not exactly a surprise we’ve made “The Cities of the Future” list complied by FDI Intelligence’s, a sub-publication of the Financial Times” FDI meaning Foreign Direct Investment, meaning when a foreign business has a controlling ownership stake in an enterprise in another…

Wynwood Is Getting Its First Big Parking Garage

It’s not a true hotspot neighborhood in Miami until it has a big-ass parking garage. Think about. Downtown: Tons of big ass parking garages. South Beach: So many big ass parking garages, some of them even designed by the foremost architects in the world. Downtown Coral Gables: Yep, even some…

23 Latin Kings Members Indicted in Major Miami Gang Sweep

Twenty-three members of the Latin Kings street gang were dethroned today. United States Attorney Wifredo A. Ferrer announced today that they were swept up in five separate indictments, and that all were dangerous or violent offenders. Many were high ranking members of the criminal group. Five other non- members were also…

Kelley Mitchell, South Florida Broadcast Icon, Dies at 58

Kelley Mitchell, a mainstay in South Florida broadcasting for more than two decades, died yesterday at the age of 58 according to a report from her former station WPLG.  A native of Oklahoma, Mitchell first came to prominence in Miami as the main female anchor for news power WSVN through…

Parents Arrested for Giving Their Kids Pot to Do Chores

Weird things happen every week in Florida. Every Friday we’re here to bring you the weirdest. This week: bad parents, publics sex and meth-fueled car surfing.  Parents Bribe Kids With Coke and Pot to Do Chores and Schoolwork  Some parents will do anything to make sure their kids get through…

The Ten Types of Iconic Miami Mothers

Mother’s Day is this Sunday, and you better have plans ready, because knowing most mothers in Miami they not only deserve it, but won’t let you forget it if you do forget. To celebrate we decided to rundown some common Miami mother archetypes, and the local ladies, both fictional and…

Miami Has the Fifth Most Engaged Employees in the Nation

Apparently Miamians really love their jobs. Quantum Workplace, a company that sells employee engagement software, has been keeping track of the employee engagement level of the country’s 75 biggest cities for the past few years, and Miami keeps making the top ten. In fact, the Miami-Dade market is only one of…

Man Impaled by Mangrove Branches After Boat Crash in Keys

A Key Largo man is dead after crashing his boat and being impaled on the branches of mangrove trees this morning in the Florida Keys.  The incident happened at about  4:40 a .m near the entrance of Jewfish Creek. According to The Florida Keys Keynoter, Steven Douglas Reynolds, 64, was driving his…

Chris Bosh Says He’s Lucky to Be Alive

Basketball isn’t a life or death situation at the end of the day, but it almost was for Heat star Chris Bosh. The big man revealed that he’s “lucky to be alive” after playing through symptoms that turned out to be the result of blood clots in his lungs that…

CocoWalk Sells for $87.5 Million

What to do about Cocowalk? That’s a problem its fifth owners in the past 18 years will have to figure out now. The Coconut Grove shopping mall sold yesterday for $87.5 million. The buyers are lead by Maryland-based Federal Realty Investment Trust, who have an 80 percent stake, and was bought…