Parrot-napping Victim Will Respond to “Flaca” and “Que Paso Papo”
Miami-Dade Police are on the search for a feathered friend who was the victim of a parrot napping. The blue Macaw parrot stolen August 20th from its owner’s Coral Gables home…
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305 Photo of the Day: Pest Fest
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Miami Dolphins Accidentally Tweet Photo of Player’s Ass
Usually if the Miami Dolphins are putting booty on display it’s their cheerleaders, but according to Deadspin their official Twitter account accidentally sent out a picture with a big, while serving of player’s ass in the background…
George Zimmerman’s Wife Reveals She Walked Out on Him the Night Before Trayvon Martin’s Death
In a stunning admission that could explain what kind of mood George Zimmerman was in on the night he killed Trayvon Martin, Shellie Zimmerman has revealed that she had gotten into an argument with George the night before that was so bad she walked out on him. Shellie also says…
Survey: Miami Is Latin Americans’ Favorite Dream Place to Live
A recent survey asked Latin American citizens to choose the city in which they’d most like to live. They overwhelming picked Miami, with just less than a fourth of the vote. Which once again proves the Magic City really is the capital of Latin America…
FAU’s Student Magazine Is Really Blunt About Its Football Team’s Chances Against Miami
College football season is finally upon us. Frat boys are scouring Party City for the perfect shade of body paint. Sorority girls are looking up ways on Pinterest to artfully cut up free pep rally T-shirts into midriff-baring tanks. Students everywhere are stocking up on Natty Lite. Excitement is rippling…
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305 Photo of the Day: Chew Toy
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ESPN Columnist Is Boycotting Florida Sports Because of Zimmerman Verdict
Don’t expect ESPN’s Scoop Jackson to write any more columns about LeBron James or the Miami Dolphins. He announced today that after careful consideration he’s boycotting Florida sports. He won’t even watch a single game involving a Florida sports team while in the end admitting “this gesture might only make…
Carme Chacón, Spain’s Socialist “Golden Girl,” Drops out of Politics to Teach at Miami Dade College for a Year
Carme Chacón, one of Spain’s most high-profile female politicians, threw the country’s capital a curveball today by announcing that she will be giving up her parliamentary seat to come teach for a year at Miami-Dade College of all places. Chacón served as Spain’s Minister of Defense from 2008 to 2011,…
Facebook Killer Derek Medina Charged With Second-Degree Murder, Pleads Not Guilty
Derek Medina, the South Miami man who killed his wife and posted a picture of her dead body on Facebook, appeared in court today. He’s been charged with second-degree murder after he was arrested on first-degree charges. Medina has pleaded not guilty. See also: Derek Medina Kills His Wife in…
Florida Man Found Passed Out in Truck in Pharmacy Parking Lot After Making Meth All Day
Forget Breaking Bad, Ray Callin Jr. was found parking bad. Deputies in Okaloosa County received calls that a man had fallen in sleep inside a truck in a parking lot. They they discovered that the 40-year-old Callin had been sitting in the truck all day cooking meth. Which apparently just…
Some Libraries May Be Open Only 16 Hours a Week
While news that Miami-Dade County decided to keep all existing libraries open may have seemed like a win, now Mayor Gimenez has released a new plan that could see some of those spared branches open for only 16 hours a week. That’s three to five hours a day for four…
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Allstate Claims Hialeah Has America’s 4th Worst Drivers, Miami 8th
Last month, Slate concluded that Miami has America’s worst drivers, while Hialeah is third. Well, Allstate came out today with their own version of the list and while those Miami-Dade cities didn’t do quite so bad, there’s still nothing to be proud of. According to Allstate, Hialeah has America’s fourth…
305 Photo of the Day: Purple Sky
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Erik Spoelstra Gave a Pep Talk to the Seattle Seahawks For Some Reason
Traitor! Judas! Backstabber! Apparently there is no “305 til’ I die (or get fired)” clause in Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra’s contract, because Spo gave a big pep talk to the Seattle Seahawks. Well, at least the Dolphins won’t be playing the Seahawks this season…
Rick Scott Still Doesn’t Even Have a Short List for Lt. Gov.
Governor Rick Scott will be in Miami tonight to grab dinner with former Gov. Jeb Bush, Board of Education chairman Gary Chartrand and State Senator John Thrasher. Of course, John Thrasher has been touted lately as a possible replacement for ex-Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll. Though, Scott’s staff says tonight’s dinner…
Florida Woman Arrested for DUI Tries to Steal Police Car
A Florida woman placed in the back seat of a police cruiser after being arrested for a DUI somehow ended up in the front seat and tried to take off. Which may be the stupidest form of desperate escape, because you know they have tracking devices on those vehicles…
Zimmerman’s Wife Pleads Guilty to Perjury Charges
You can get away with killing an unarmed black teenager in this country, but you sure aren’t going to get away with lying to the courts about money. George Zimmerman’s wife Shellie pleaded guilty this morning to a misdemeanor charge of perjury after she lied about the couple’s financial situation…
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305 Photo of the Day: Doodling
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Midtown Walmart Foes File Appeal
With a special permit in hand, Walmart seems to be well on its way to finally plopping a superstore right in the middle of midtown. But now a group of anti-Walmart activists has filed an appeal claiming the City of Miami should have never approved the permit. See also: City…
Group Wants to Name Hurricanes After Marco Rubio
Have you ever shared your name with a Hurricane? It makes for a rather odd week when Hurricane [Your Name] is churning toward Florida and threatening to destroy it. Well, environmental advocacy group 350.org has come up with a new way to name Hurricanes that would spare people who happened…
Almost Everyone at ESPN Thinks the Miami Hurricanes Are Headed to the ACC Championship Game
Hurricane season starts Friday as the boys in orange and green take on FAU in the season opener, and expectations are already riding high. The ACC media has already picked Miami as the likely winner of the ACC’s coastal division, but now “the worldwide leader in sports,” ESPN, has spoken…