If after an entire summer of being subjected to the song non-stop and you’re still not sick of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines,” then, boy, do the Miami Dolphins have a treat for you! TD the Dolphin teamed with two Dolphins cheerleaders to put their own rendition of the infamous video…
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So you think that Thanksgiving is a November holiday started in Plymouth Rock and celebrated with turkey and mash potatoes? Well, according to Adam Putnam, Florida’s Agriculture Commissioner, you’re wrong. Putnam claims that Thanksgiving really originated right here in Florida more than 50 years before the Plymouth Rock affair. Apparently…
A group of animal rights activists want to send a big message to the Miami-Dade County Commission for not passing an animal welfare plan. They plan on recalling one of the commissioners who voted against the plan. They’re just not sure which one, so they are literally going to put…
Until the Gators decided to stick their big scaly tail between their stumpy little legs, the Miami Hurricanes-Florida Gators rivalry was a big deal. Indeed it was the oldest rivalry in the state, and perhaps at times even more heated then the FSU-UM rivalry. As one UM alum once put…
In this corner we have Jonathan Vilma, current New Orleans Saint and former Miami Hurricane. In the other we have the Miami Marlins. No, Vilma is not taking on the entire team in a game of 9-on-1 baseball (though, he might actually win). Vilma’s barbecue restaurant, Brother Jimmy’s, is in…
As if the current development boom already didn’t feel like the pre-bust early 2000s, news that famed director Baz Luhrmann has joined the creative team of mid-Miami Beach’s Faena District development should be the clearest signal yet that the local real estate market is officially back to its over-the-top, celebrity-obsessed,…
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Philippe Archer, the Miami Beach Police detective who has demonstrated a flair for beating the shit out of people and is now the subject of three lawsuits, has been relieved of duty. See also: Miami Beach Man Claims Cop Knocked Him Out When He Tried to Be a Good Samaritan…
It shouldn’t be that much of a surprise that Ricky Williams used to smoke pot the night before Dolphins games. And it’s even less of a surprise that former Dolphins Channing Crowder is blabbing about it…
Eighteen-year-old Jesus Trejo had been missing since Tuesday. His blue Honda Civic had been discovered empty in the remote area of Ingraham Highway and SW 232nd Avenue in South Miami-Dade. Yesterday, divers found a body in an Everglades canal near that general area and have now confirmed it is that…
Is Florida devolving into a complete “murder first, ask questions later” mindset? (That’s assuming you think it already hasn’t.) A Florida man who snuck up on his neighbor’s yard and pumped Labor Day party attendants full of lead is claiming that his action should be declared legal not only under…
Rafael Munguia will plead guilty to raping a woman while she was asleep in a room at the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach, but he’ll be sent home a mostly free man immediately. Why? Because he’s a citizen of Mexico and Florida’s sex-offender probation program isn’t equipped to deal with…
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There’s a line in Deadspin’s “Why Your Team Sucks” pre-season write up of the Miami Dolphins that theorizes that Stephen Ross will extract his revenge on the public for not supporting his stadium renovation plans “by slashing expenditures, threatening to move, and hiring Pitbull to perform at EVERY halftime.” Turns…
The group that successfully pushed for an ordinance in Los Angeles that required all adult productions to use condoms on set has now set its eyes on Florida’s less regulated porn industry. If they’re successful, they may have to start packing condoms on the Bang Bus…
Local students are just in their third week of classes for the year, but one local 12-year-old has already found himself expelled and his family is none to pleased. So as punishment, the boy’s mother made him stand outside alongside a road holding a sign touting the fact…
It must be hard to date when you’re son is one of the world’s biggest athletes, but Gloria James, LeBron’s mom, has apparently found love in a little known local rapper named Lambo who is just three years older than her son…
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Lots of people try and rank college football teams, but that ignores the fact that only teams from one state actually matter. Because clearly things need to be ranked in list format, Riptide is here to rank Florida’s seven FBS teams. Join us this week as we witness the debut…
LeBron James is going multimedia. The two-time champ is teaming with premium cable channel Starz to produce a sitcom that isn’t quite autobiographical, but it’s easy to see where the inspiration comes from. The show, currently titled Survivors’ Remorse, follows the lives of two kids from the streets of Philadelphia…
So Francis Suarez called off his run for City of Miami mayor after a few minor (well, by Miami-Dade standards at least) “scandals,” but most politicians in Miami aren’t as easily shook. Blind ambition rarely finds its bounds down here. So it’s not really all that surprising that just two…
