Florida Woman Steals TV Reporter’s Car Live on Camera

Jean Price was so insistent that a television reporter leave her alone that she jumped in his car and took off, all while the reporter’s camera was rolling. Josh Taylor, a reporter with Sarasota’s ABC affiliate, was working a pretty standard consumer rip-off story. An older woman had agreed to…

Coconut Grove’s Name Change Is Kind of Pathetic

Like a college freshman named Jamie who’s decided to reinvent herself under the name “Jaymi,” Coconut Grove will likely rebrand itself “the Nearby Republic of Coconut Grove.” No word on how Key West, the “Conch Republic,” feels about the Grove piling on its branding shtick. But seriously, the Grove’s current…

Beckham’s MLS Announcement Expected Wednesday

Despite everyone knowing that David Beckham is actively trying to bring an MLS franchise to Miami, he hasn’t said anything official about it. That will change Wednesday, when he’s scheduled to make an announcement alongside Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Gimenez and MLS president Don Garber at Pérez Art Museum Miami…

Miami Is So Real It’s Frustrating

Over at HuffPost Miami, writer J.J. Colagrande, a man who just a few months ago declared that Miami is the best city in America, authored a Holden Caulfield-level diatribe claiming that “Miami is so fake it’s frustrating.” You’ve probably seen it pop up on your Facebook news feed these past…

305 Photo of the Day: Big Beaks

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Incognito and Martin Texted About Poppin’ Mollies and Being Stoned

To bolster Richie Incognito’s position that threats of violence between him and Jonathon Martin were just the pair’s special way of “bantering,” Incognito’s attorney released 40 pages of text messages between the former teammates to CBS Miami yesterday. Ironically, the controlled leak could lead to more problems for both Martin…

Pot Lab Found Hidden in Miami Pool

It’s 2014. Pot houses are so out. Pot pools are totally in. No, seriously, last week Miami-Dade Police discovered a massive hydroponic marijuana growing operation located at the base of a suburban home’s pool…

Charlie Crist Back Up 8 Points Against Rick Scott in Latest Poll

Last time we checked in with polling for Florida’s gubernatorial race, Public Policy Polling showed a surprising Rick Scott surge in which he had pulled into a statistical tie with Charlie Crist. However, Quinnipac has come along and released a poll this morning that shows Crist still eight points ahead…

Credit Cards Machines Finally Coming to Miami Taxis

If you want to hail a cab in Miami, you better make sure you have lots of cash on hand, because there’s no guarantee the cab will accept credit cards. Despite most major cities requiring taxis to accept plastic, Miami cab drivers have been a hold out. Until now. The…

Gawker Officially Declares Wynwood Miami’s Williamsburg

This shouldn’t be much a surprise to anyone, but, yes, Wynwood is Miami’s closest equivalent to Brooklyn’s formerly hip, currently over-gentrified Williamsburg neighborhood, and a big New York City website says so. Gawker recently asked its readers what the Williamsburg equivalent was in their city. See also: Wynwood Named One…

Nine Reasons Miami Is the Best City Name Ever

It’s a weird bit of civic pride, sure, but have you thought about how lucky we are to live in a city with as pretty a name as Miami? We could live in some town with a clunk of a name like “Fresno” or “Pittsburgh” or “Fort Lauderdale,” but instead…

Bath Salts Found in Facebook Killer’s Home

The twisted tale of Derek Medina, the South Miami man who shot his wife and then posted pictures of her body on Facebook, has taken another strange turn. According to CBS Miami, his lawyers have filed paperwork with the court declaring that bath salts were found in the couple’s home…