Top Ten Totally Batshit Crazy Musicians

It’s a fine line between pure genius and utter insanity. Many musicians have made a career out of toeing that line. Or, uh, totally jumping it and never looking back. As it turns out, May is Mental Health Awareness Month. And since batshit crazy people don’t care what month it…

Dick Clark, American Bandstand Host, Dead at 82 From Heart Attack

New Year’s Eve will be a little less rockin’ without the smiling face of “America’s oldest teenager,” Dick Clark. The beloved media mogul passed away today after suffering a heart attack at the age of 82, leaving behind a television legacy that will be hard to top. Way before Ryan…

Top Ten Seizure-Inducing Music Videos

Music videos are the ultimate promotional tool. Sometimes they tell a story. Sometimes they bring the concert into our homes. And sometimes they just slam us in the face with superfast editing and more erratic, bright lights than is medically advisable. Everyone knows the best vids come with a surgeon…

Five Reasons Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” Doesn’t Suck

All right, we know what you’re thinking. There’s no way you’ll ever admit to liking a Justin Bieber song. He’s a twerp, a too-eager evil of the YouTube generation. But hear us out. On his new single, “Boyfriend,” from his forthcoming third album, Believe, the Biebz demonstrates a new, ridiculously…

Midnight Conspiracy Talks Diners, Drugs and Evil-Doers

Midnight Conspiracy aren’t really evil, but they are some of the banginest motherfuckers in Chicago’s EDM scene. Back home, they’re known for their killer parties, bass heavy sets, and dark-themed clothing line. Now, Mikul Wing and Louis Kha are hitting the road armed with backpacks full of bangers and a…

Mary J. Blige’s Burger King Ad Triggers 11-Minute YouTube Rant

Mary J. Blige has been through a lot. She’s a powerhouse of feminine strength and wisdom; a shining beacon of exemplary light for us girls everywhere. She killed it at Jazz in the Gardens, but apparently she took time out to make some deals with another Miami resident, Burger King…