The Top Ten Studs of Florida Supercon 2016

Geeks aren’t known for their sex appeal, but that’s a total misnomer. Ever see that scene in Revenge of the Nerds where the sorority girl accidentally gets with the goofy guy and finds out what she’s been missing? Now imagine you’re that sorority girl and the goofy guy is dressed…

Two Different Justin Biebers Collide in Miami

There are approximately 3,418,059,380 women on the planet. They come in all shapes and sizes, colors and ages, styles and manners of speaking. And when Justin Bieber appears in a glowing cube out of the center of an arena stage floor, all the varied women in the audience feel a…

Do Not Sit, the Little Nightclub That Could, Celebrates Three Years

It was 2006, and Behrouz had just moved to Miami. The San Francisco-raised DJ settled on the East Coast to ease constant travel to residencies around the world. He’d always loved this city’s crowds, whether it was Winter Music Conference or otherwise. On this night, he was set to play…

The Seven New Fans You’ll Meet at Justin Bieber’s Miami Concert

Slow clap for Justin Bieber. Two and a half years ago, the then-19-year-old bad boy spat on die-hard fans, peed in janitorial buckets, cursed at framed pictures of former presidents, and got arrested for drag racing on residential Miami Beach streets. He went from a rosy-cheeked tween king to the…

The Best Place to Party in Miami Every Night of the Week

“Part of the weekend never dies.” That was the vocal hook of this Soulwax track I used to bang the fuck out to when I was in college. Back then, it seemed like a hopeful rallying cry for a weekend warrior. It was the mantra you repeated to yourself between…

Coconut Grove Playhouse Restoration Stuck in Act I

It must have been a grand celebration when the Coconut Grove Theater first opened. In 1927, most buildings in the area didn’t have electricity, let alone air conditioning. The three-story baby-blue building, with its Mediterranean columns and lush proscenium archway, was a shining example of architect Richard Kiehnel’s celebrated designs…

Satin Jackets Found the Perfect Way to Deal With Introverted DJ

When one listens to German duo Satin Jacket’s debut album Panorama Pacifico, it sets a certain tone. We close our eyes and imagine a chic cocktail lounge on a far-off distant planet. It’s decorated with lights that seem to float and full of frail women dressed in shiny gowns. Sometimes…

Kodiak Fur Get Serious With New EP A Cool Machine

Being a Kodiak Fur fan is an exercise in patience. The moody foursome released its first EP in 2012, performed a couple shows — one downtown at what was then known as the Vagabond — and then promptly fell off the face of the Earth. “When we first started working together, we…

The Eight Best Places to Bike in Miami

Randy Egues is a Miami-based competitive mountain biker operating at the highest amateur level with almost four years of experience. He’s sponsored by South Miami’s Mac Cycle and Fitness, a member of the ID Angel McCarty Racing team, and often leads rides throughout the city at all levels. Suffice to…

Felix Jaehn Is the Producer You Didn’t Know You Love

“Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader.” Right there. We don’t have to say anything else. You’re already singing the rest of that song on your own, aren’t you? How could you not? Reggae artist Omi’s “Cheerleader” was one of the most ubiquitous songs of 2015. It reached…

Ten Ways to Be a Tourist in Miami

In 2014, Miami-Dade County made an estimated $23.8 billion in tourist money. That’s an almost astronomical figure. It’s 317,333 times more than Justin Bieber blew at King of Diamonds that same year. It’s enough to rent a room at the Versace mansion every day for the rest of your life…

Peachfuzz Switches Venue Once Again

Hold on to your party hats. Peachfuzz is moving one more time. Miami’s beloved monthly Friday-night party is riding high on three successful rounds of wild functions at the Thompson Hotel. Guests have included your girl, Rae Sremmerd, Robb BankS, and other hip-hop notables, which usually means things are going…

Method Man and Redman Will Perform at III Points 2016

How high are you? It’s April 20, the international stoner holiday, and we’re hoping you replied simply, “Wait…what?” We hope you’ve been blazing since the sun rose, and we hope you’re going to stay high until you inevitably pass out. But if you thought your 4/20 couldn’t get any better,…