Life in Color Festival: “Nobody Has Seen Anything Yet”

It’s been a crazy ride. But tonight, six years of hard work pays off in a big way. Miami’s paint party pioneers can’t wait to open the doors for the first-ever Life in Color Festival. The crew has worked all night to transform the Sun Life Stadium parking lot into…

Rock Without Rules

You don’t need the backing of an established industry to throw a great party. All you need are some good people, some good tunes, and the will to rock. “Do it yourself” is the foundational ethos of the seventh annual 305 Fest, which will bring together nearly 40 of the…

Pop Music’s Winners and Losers of 2013

You win some, you lose some, and this year in music saw it all. There were some unexpected hits and some downright drown-outs. Some old favorites came back around, some tried and true experts continued their reign of glory, and some classic moves fell off the face of the planet…

Ratchet Christmas: Top Ten Videos

Where all my ho ho hos at? Santa wants all the naughty girls and boys to drop it in his lap, because we’re celebrating the most ratchet Christmas that the streets have ever seen. What makes a ho ratchet? Well, she’s probably gold diggin’ in a messy weave, twerkin’ in…

Tracy Young: “New Year’s Eve Is for Amateurs”

It was just a few hours before midnight on New Year’s Eve 2002, and the woman who’d DJed Madonna’s wedding could not find parking. She had rejected multiple offers to play NYE parties in other cities, because she — Tracy Young — and her friends had decided that celebrating together…

Santa Sucks Anyway

Hanukkah has come and gone, but the holiday season is still in full swing. So what’s a naughty or nice Jewish girl to do on Christmas Eve? Go out and find herself a nice or naughty Jewish boy, of course! For the 27th year in a row, the Society of Young…

We Saw Miley Twerkin’ Santa Claus

Have you been naughty or nice this year? And no, Miley, no one is asking you. Because it doesn’t take Santa’s omniscience to know you’ve been a very bad girl. This year, we’ve seen your flat booty more times than we’ve seen our mother’s face. So you’re getting a sexy…

Life in Color Festival on “Growing From the Bottom Up”

In Life’s Little Instruction Book, H. Jackson Brown Jr. famously wrote: “An overnight success takes about 15 years.” If that’s the case, Life in Color is way ahead of schedule. Over the course of just seven years, this crew of Miami-based paint party professionals has fought, struggled, and lost a…

LeBron James and the Six Best NBA Rappers

Rappers live the life. But deep down, they want to prove they can ball out on the court. In turn, almost every NBA player fancies himself an MC. And though few have had any semblance of crossover success, some of them aren’t half bad. From our own King James to…

Miami’s Niko Javan Can’t Stop Hustlin’: “I Been Had Passion”

“I enjoy a little of everything.” Usually that kind of statement can be interpreted to mean, “I’m self-indulgent and lazy.” But for Niko Javan, that isn’t true. He’s not only a producer, DJ, video director, and musician. His resume boasts impressive accomplishments all across the creative spectrum. So you just…

Britney Spears: Why It’s Time to Retire

Yes, Britney Spears is considering retirement after the completion of her upcoming Las Vegas residency. The show begins in early 2014 and it’s slated for a two-year run, which means we may only have a couple of years left to get our “Britney Bitch” on. And you know what? That’s…

Mix and Mingle to the Jinglin’ Beat

The best part of the holidays is the plethora of parties, and Miami’s oldest bar is gearing up for one of the rockingest holiday festivities in the 305. Tobacco Road (626 S. Miami Ave., Miami) is proud to present the fifth annual Jingle Bell Rock Winter Music Festival. This year…

Scope Miami: Kazuhiro Tsuji’s 7-Foot Andy Warhol Steals the Show

If you peruse the exhibits of this year’s Scope Art Basel, you’ll notice the unmistakable influence of Andy Warhol throughout the displays. From sequined cereal boxes to giant soup cans and even hashtag-swag art you can wear, Warhol’s posthumous reach is endless. But nowhere is Warhol’s presence felt more deeply…