Funny Name, Beautiful Voice

They say chivalry is dead, and if you’re a single woman in 2014, you don’t often champion the denial. Most courting rituals have been reduced to awkward text exchanges and drowning yourself in alcohol until both parties are ready to make the romance official. But it wasn’t always this way…

Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark

DJ-producers get a bad rap. So what if Afrojack doesn’t know what a “measure” is? His music is like a paint-by-numbers picture. He’s a hook man, not a music guru. But that can’t be said for Brooklyn-based Laurel Halo and her shadowy, minimal brilliance. Halo is a classically trained musician,…

A Five-Part History of Slow Roast Records

What do bass music, a pig, and Miami have in common? Why, Slow Roast Records, of course! Now, you may know that Slow Roast was spawned by the 305’s own three-time DMC world champ, DJ Craze, and studio-junkie producer Kill the Noise. And you may have heard how its artist…

Ship Fam! A Guide to the Holy Ship EDM Cruise’s Fan Cult

If you’ve ever climbed aboard Holy Ship, you’re a part of Ship Fam, whether you wholeheartedly embrace it or not. But what exactly is Ship Fam anyway? It means you’ve joined a tight-knit network of fellow Shippers and their extended families that spans the country and the world, and these…

Holy Ship!!! 2014’s Ten Craziest Raver Costumes

Crazy costumes have always been a big part of the electronic music party scene. But these days, you’re nobody unless you’re pretending to be somebody you’re really not. Perhaps it’s the sense of anonymity that comes with a disguise. Or maybe it’s because every single one of you is an…

Holy Ship!!! 2014’s Ten Most Epic Moments

After three years of raging at sea, Hard Events’ Holy Ship cruise has proven itself to be the best nautical EDM adventure that money can buy. (Of course, we here at Crossfade enjoyed press accommodations, so we didn’t actually pay.) It might still be a new-ish phenomenon, but this party…

Thank You

Not many modern pop singers have the pipes of the wispy, soulful Natalie Merchant. The earthy vocalist’s career is grounded in another era, when lyrics were intimate and frontwomen could be powerful in their presence without having to twerk. Though it might sometimes feel like an eternity since the ’80s…

Holy Ship!!! 2014’s Ten Must-See Sets

Holy Ship!!! Are you prepared? Whether you’re a first-time shipper or a seasoned mate, navigating this electronic dance music cruise’s lineup is tricky. With so many established and emerging artists, spread out across so many stages, it’s easy to miss something totally life-changing. And that’s why we at New Times…

The Six People You Meet Aboard Holy Ship!!!

The MSC Divina is one gorgeous white lady. The newest in the Italian fleet, she’s named in honor of the equally stunning actress Sophia Loren. She can carry up to 3,959 passengers with a crew of 1,325. This weekend, she’s going to be packed to the brim, but not with…

Ten Drug-Addicted Pop Stars

Sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll go together so well that people just wear t-shirts that say, “Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n’ Roll.” But what about pop music? It turns out drugs and pop music go together like money and excess. But in the pop music world, being a substance…

On the Edge of Actually

Just like the white-winged dove, but not exactly. Nearly Nicks is the closest thing to experiencing the witchy ways of rock’s great femme, Stevie Nicks. The real Ms. Nicks finally got the old band back together last month for “one last show” in Las Vegas. But this Friday, Nearly Nicks…

Miami’s Ten Best Albums, EPs, and Singles of 2013

Sounds like the 305. Just stumble down the street, slip into the club at 3 a.m., or tune into some pirate radio station while crossing the causeway from South Beach to the mainland. And almost as if by accident, a Magic City soundtrack will arise from the cacophony — a…

Six New Year’s 2014 Resolutions for Miami’s Club Scene

Do you hear that? It’s the sound of another year dissolving into yesterday. All your words, thoughts and actions of 2013 have been locked into place. We hope your regrets are few and your memories fond. Let’s have one more moment of silence for the past. Alright! Now, let’s look…

Holy Ship!!! 2014’s Ten Must-See Sets

Holy Ship!!! is only ten days away. Are you prepared? Whether you’re a first-time shipper or a seasoned mate, navigating this electronic dance music cruise’s lineup is tricky business. With so many established and emerging artists, spread out between so many stages, it’s easy to miss something totally life-changing. And…

Life in Color Festival: A Brilliant Blast Off in Miami

Every end has a beginning, and every beginning has an end. That’s the kind of cheesy statement you’d expect to find on a bumper sticker or written in the pages of some flowery Chicken Soup bullshit. But it’s also the truth. With its first-ever full-fledged festival, Life in Color underwent…

Miami’s Six Most Expensive New Year’s Eve 2014 Parties

How much money is too much to blow on New Year’s Eve? That’s a trick question, because for the right wallet, the answer can only be, “There’s no such thing.” Miami is a top-tier party destination and a big spender’s paradise. So if you’re looking to start 2014 by blowing…