Synthetic Marijuana: A User’s Guide

Perhaps Chris Rock said it best in the 1996 HBO special, Bring The Pain.”People want to get high. You can get rid of all the drugs in the world, people still going to get high,” Rock said. “People will just think of new ways to get high. Guys will go…

56. Egg Salad BLT at The Daily Creative Food Co.

It’s that time of year when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com56. Egg Salad BLT…

Where to Buy the Ultimate Easter Basket

It’s that time of year again — time to celebrate the resurrection of everyone’s favorite Christian savior with marshmallow chicks, chocolate bunnies, and painted eggs. Those of you who have the glorious task of putting together an Easter basket could go one of a few ways. “Some people like buying…

Marlins Park: Key Lime Chicken Tacos and Fresh Yogurt

Driving down SW 17th Avenue Wednesday, you couldn’t help but notice crowds gathering to christen the Miami Marlins’ new stadium. Lingering about their driveways with signs that read “15 dolares” were the first local citizens to benefit from the taxpayer investment.”We’re expecting this stadium to eventually revitalize the surrounding neighborhood,”…

Miami’s Easter Egg Hunt Guide

This Sunday, families all over the country will participate in the tradition of stashing either painted eggs or eggs already filled with goodies all over the house and neighborhood. If the regular old egg hunt just won’t satisfy the kiddies, there are a number of interesting egg hunts scattered around…

Miami Rum Renaissance Returns For Fourth Annual Edition

​For Robert, Robert Jr. and Robin Burr, rum isn’t just a type of liquor, it’s a way of life.”[Rum] is an incredible spirit,” said the elder Robert, the family’s patriarch and founder of Miami’s Rum Renaissance, which takes place April 16-22. “And now it’s experiencing a renaissance of appreciation as…

Most Swedish, House, and Mafia Things About Masquerade Motel Miami 2012

Check out Crossfade’s 76-photo recap from day one of Swedish House Mafia’s Masquerade Motel Miami 2012. Relocating from last year’s tent on the beach, Swedish House Mafia’s Masquerade Motel enjoyed two very successful nights at Dowtown Miami’s recently completed Grand Central Park. Opening for SHM on both nights were Calvn…

Alchemist and DJ Muggs Toss A Dash of Hip-Hop On WMC Week

Winter Music Conference is known for one type of music in particular. Whether you call it house, or call it electronic music, ­there’s no denying its prevalence in Miami every late March. This is the week of the DJ. On Thursday, the genre of music that first put two turntables…

Miami’s Top Five Hangover Hangouts

Winter Music Conference is here and many people — tourists and locals alike — look forward to it all year long. It’s a chance to watch and listen to some of the biggest names in music and, of course — get ripped beyond existence. There’s no denying that many patronize…

Angry About Paying an Automatic Tip?

We’ve all seen restaurants include gratuity on very large bills and when serving large parties. Most add anywhere between 12 and 18 percent on the bill for parties of four or more.In turn, most patrons don’t complain when having to shell out a prescribed amount in certain cases, and some…

Where To Grab a Bite During the Miami International Film Fest

The Miami International Film Festival returned this past Friday, March 2 and continues through next weekend. For 10 days, Miami is treated to some of today’s brightest stars in the world of film. In an industry that revolves around the dollar, art trumps box office sales for a brief moment…

Miami’s Top Five Nightclub Sound Systems

Miami residents are faced with tough decisions every day. Beach or pool? Take I-395 or I-195? SPF 30 or SPF 15? Put the top down or leave it up? The list is endless. Another FAQ for MIA heads: “Which club should I head to tonight?” And indeed, the Miami nightlife…

Best Miami Dishes for $5 or Less

With what is being labeled the Great Recession ripping Miami in full force, many people are losing their homes and jobs. The prices of local goods, especially prepared food, are not a reflection of Miami residents’ struggling economic status. It’s nice to know that even in5. Burgers & ShakesMiniburger and…