House of India: House Specials with Kick and Nan Like Crack

House of India in Coral Gables has been welcoming guests since 1975; it probably hasn’t been remodeled since. Light Indian music adds a nice, authentic touch. Burning incense welcomes you. The lights are bright in an otherwise tranquil atmosphere of maroon linen under glass tabletops with Indian themes displayed in art…

Angelique Euro Cafe: Four-Course, Prix Fixe Menu a Definite Deal

Located on Miracle Mile in Coral Gables, Angelique Euro Cafe is both cool and a pleasurable place to eat. There’s ample illumination, comfortable spacing between tables, and live entertainment (that takes requests), but the most enticing aspect of the restaurant is the decently priced four-course prix fixe menu.The idea is…

Bagel Emporium vs. Roasters’ n Toasters: The Great Caper Rip-off

A great bagel with lox/nova in Miami is about as rare as a sold-out Marlins game. In South Miami, two local bagel places were tested head-to-head. Both Bagel Emporium and Roasters’ n Toasters are located on South Dixie Highway, just three miles — or four minutes — apart.Bagel EmporiumThe bagel…

Blue Piano: Anthony Bourdain Would Love This Place

There isn’t a shred of pretentiousness in the air at the The Blue Piano, in Buena Vista, just north of the Design District. If you’re into hype and scene, this place isn’t for you. But if you enjoy wines, manageable portions of crafted dishes with comfortable prices to match, and…

Havana Spice Cafe: A $19 Steak and Good-bye Hangover

You know the feeling. You wake up dehydrated from the inside out, disoriented, and…. hungry. You need of a hearty meal and strong cup of coffee to knock last night’s alcohol intake out of your system.You’re in luck. Located off US-1, near Dadeland, Havana Spice Cafe is open for breakfast…

Fontainebleau’s App: Download Quick and Win Free Hotel Stay

Yesterday, Fontainebleau Miami Beach announced the launch of an iPhone and Android app, as well as a mobile site for most smartphones. In addition, the hotel will run a Facebook sweepstakes for those who download the free app. Prizes include a weekend getaway, dinner at one of Fontainebleau’s signature restaurants…

Shake Shack: Sundae Stinks, Manager Cool

On a visit to that New York-born burger joint on Lincoln Road, Shake Shack, I ordered a double dip sundae ($4.70) with chocolate truffle cookie dough, but received an underwhelming serving of vanilla frozen custard covered with a mound of cookie dough underneath a mountain of whipped cream.So I returned…

Miami City Food Tours Aim To Help Art Deco District

The Miami Design Preservation League (MDPL), a non-profit organization that preserves and promotes the Miami Beach Art Deco District, will soon offer the Miami City Food Tour. It’s organized by Miami Culinary Tours, who already offer jaunts in South Beach and Little Havana…

Hakkasan: Miami’s Best Asian Vegetarian Food Doesn’t Come Cheap

Four Diamond Award-winner, Hakkasan, at the Fontainebleau Hotel, may not be the most likely destination for vegetarians. But the menu is rich with offerings to suit most every taste and preference.Executive Chef Ooi Soon Lok offers fresh, well orchestrated food that is likely the area’s best. Consider he fried rice…

El Rancho Grande: Best Mexican Food Pics Ever

It might not be Cinco de Mayo any longer, but that can’t stop the craving for good Mexican food. At El Rancho Grande, lunch got started with a basket of complimentary chips, served warm with a side salsa kick.Although listed on the menu, guacamole wasn’t available to be prepared tableside…

Blade’s New Space: Like Sharing a Bedroom With Your Brother (Pictures)

The Fontainebleau’s sushi restaurant, Blade, has made a return; but this time it’s rooming with Vida. The space isn’t thoroughly spliced yet. The frosted glass walls are on their way for installation, but executive chef Thomas Connell is quick to discuss plans for an overhauled brunch that will bring improvement…

Lucky Oriental Mart Has Pocky, Mochi, and Milkfish

Located off Bird Road, Lucky Oriental Mart is an Asian grocery store stocked with foods and products from China, Japan, Thailand, Korea, Indonesia, Vietnam, and the Philippines. Stroll the aisles and your curiosity will be piqued by colorfully packaged products like teas, candies, and cookies…

Yiya’s Gourmet Cuban Bakery More Than Pastelitos

A New Times 2009 “Best of Miami” winner, Yiya’s Gourmet Cuban Bakery certainly has a lot of charm. The place has an extensive menu that goes beyond Cuban staples. There are guava and cheese pastries (95 cents each) and pan con lechón ($5.65). Situated on NE 79th Street, it’s definitely worth making a…

Deli Lane’s Savory Brunch Is Unpretentious and Satisfying

The South Miami location of Deli Lane Cafe & Tavern is an ideal locale for a Sunday brunch. The casual and unpretentious atmosphere embodies what lazy Sundays are all about. Even when the weather is good, the wait for a table at the height of the brunch hour is just…

Essensia’s Conscious Bite Out: A Recap

Last night, Conscious Bite Out’s monthly dinner took place at chef Frank Jeannetti’s Essensia at the Palms Hotel. The event was hosted by  founders Marcela Andron and Veronica Menin. They stressed choosing restaurants that support vegan- and vegetarian-friendly diets, as well as using local products. The hourlong cocktail reception was…

Hawa Fusion Lacks Cohesion

Located in Coral Gables, Hawa Fusion is a potentially fascinating commingling of mostly Mediterranean and Japanese cuisine. Featuring glossy, unnecessary photos of the food, the menu doesn’t excite at first glance, but the dining room has hints of moderate elegance in brown linen napkins (unfortunately stuffed in the water glass),…

Red the Steakhouse: Surf vs. Turf

On a recent Saturday night, we visited South Beach’s Red the Steakhouse and were delighted when chef Peter Vauthy amicably provided some plates for us to taste. The entrées consisted of the du jour item — halibut — and an eight-ounce filet mignon. The SurfAs our knowledgeable server informed us,…

Chris Kilham, GNC Chocolate: Snake Oil or Miracle Supplement?

This Sunday in Miami, “Medicine Hunter” Chris Kilham kicks off his 10-day, nine-city tour of GNC markets to discuss the benefits of cocoa and to foster a broader understanding of the “exceptional super fruit.” Says Kilham, “This is the best way to set the groundwork for broad education of the…

Ciao Bella’s New Novelties Debut in Time for Summer

Ciao Bella, “America’s Gelato,” recently introduced Belgian chocolate s’mores and blueberry passion sorbet bars. The novelties retail for $4.99 to $5.99 a box.The Belgian chocolate s’mores have a staple graham cracker outside, which, as one might imagine with a frozen product, was a little soft and crumbly around the edges…

Wines at Vizcaya Are Fruity and Whimsical

At Vizcaya, the historical mansion on Biscayne Bay in Coconut Grove, you can get some crazy wine.At a recent tasting in the under-construction café, I quaffed the Hurricane Class 5 Florida white sangria. It’s a delicious mix of pineapple, watermelon, passion fruit, key lime, and mango wine.There’ s also a…

64. Huevos Rancheros at Sra. Martinez

As we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2011 in June, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305 in random order. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com. After the jump, find our other choices. 64…