Quitters never win, and winners never quit. Btw, should I fuck that big fat ho? The first time I ever heard of Blowfly was when ODB did that cover of, “The First Time, Ever You Sucked My Dick.” Blowfly is awesome, he invented rap music in 1965, and he is…
New Year’s resolution: Somehow get a MacBook to edit videos better. Last week, PrunkTV was in the studio with Cash Money Heroes. This week, we are getting acupuncture and listening to a different type of music. It is called Green Music of Thailand, and it is perfect for this frantic…
Being a bookworm is still the shit. These days, nerds in Miami have swag. It’s retro and cool to be book smart and wear a calculator watch. So, 305 book lovers, let’s hang out, get wired on free Café Bustelo, and chill with the Black Umbrella Book Club (BUBC). This…
I’d rather be pushin’ flowers, than in the pen sharin’ showers. Most Prunk TV episodes get like 60-200 views in a month. But, this Cash Money episode that I put up on Monday has almost 4,000 views as of this writing. People are putting up comments on You Tube like:…
We are not the same, I am a martian. I recently spent a Friday night in the studios with the Cash Money Heroes as they worked on a new Kevin Rudolf song featuring Lil Wayne, Jay Sean, and Birdman. Here is some footage of Baby in the studio, and watching…
Music is a science. It is like Geometry. It makes us feel really good, or really sad. Music is like Astronomy or gravity or electricity. You know it is there but you just can’t see it. It can give you life. It can kill you. I just drank a whole…
The human mind is remarkable. So is Marty Forster. When I walked into the Pinecrest Whole Foods (11701 South Dixie Highway, Miami) on a recent Saturday afternoon, I heard a Thelonious Monk tune coming out of a live piano. A tear formed in my eye, as I watched blind pianist…
Art Basel is “the most important art show in the United States.” The parties and the exhibits are moving DWNTWN this year, where the lights will inspire you. About three blocks from MAM, in the heart of downtown Miami is Gallery 305 (14 NE 1st Ave – Suite 305, Miami)…
I am a groupie for Boise Bob and his Backyard Band, who will be playing tonight at Night of the Weirds at American Legion. Check out this video of me flirting with the washboard player in the parking lot at Churchill’s the other night. This is really the best time…
What would the world be like if Ozzy had never put that “vocalist seeks band” flyer in the record store, which caused soon to be guitar-god Tony Iommi to call him up? Ozzy joined Earth, which later became Black Sabbath, and the rest is Heavy Metal history. Do you feel…
Before dying of a heroin overdose in 1993 (see video above), GG Allin’s final tour was supported by The Murder Junkies. The Murder Junkies were his last and best backing band. They featured his Hitler mustachioed brother Merle on bass, and the legendary Dino Sex on drums. They will be…
Check out this video of The Boss losing his balance at a recent performance in Manheim, Germany. Ouch! Rick Ross, our hearts go out to you, man. Hope that you are ok and that you can represent Miami throughout the world (he is currently on tour in Europe and Asia)…
We are living in the most awesome period of human civilization. You gotta love it. Have you sent out a tweet today? Welcome dear viewers, to another episode of Prunk TV. I am your host, Jason Handelsman. I want to tell you about my rock band, GWIP. We will be…
“If it ain’t about money, nigga…fuck how you feel,” says Opa Locka’s Nove. Tonight, Take One Cocktail Lounge is having a release party for Nove’s Product of My Environment mixtape. I was in Opa Locka recently, hanging out in the studio with Nove as he put the final touches on…
Ladies and gentlemen, Prunk TV has a helluva guest today. After the credits, watch some bonus footage of Charlie Murphy in Miami. He held out his hand and said, “I’m Charlie Murphy.” I replied, “I’m Jason Handelsman.” Directors, producers, actors, and publicists questioned my presence on this Queen Latifah movie set. “No…
Yours truly is now a certified GOON, but we’ll get to that in a minute. I got a text over the weekend that Miami’s Triple C will be releasing their debut album on October 27, so we met up for some bloodshot eyes, tequila sunrise, realize that you’re born to die,…
When Lil Wayne said, “Miami is my home. I’m home, bitch.,” it felt really good. I am a Miami native, born here. When Khaled mentioned that he had seen me on WSHH in the studio with Mack Maine and Kevin Rudolf, I felt like I just won a certificate of…
My friend and I wandered into the BAC’s backstage area, hoping to find Lil Wayne. I had my video camera and was able to interview DJ Khaled and T-Streets before being escorted out of the area by a very large security guard. “Just go put your camera away and come…
It’s a steamy Thursday night, and if you’re like us, you’re about to experience the Overtown club strip. Haven’t been there? Just follow the waft of music, smoke, and love from the Vagabond, which overflows with boys and girls chugging Colt 45 tallboys; to the pool table at PS14; and…
“Diva is the female version of a hustla.” Beyonce Actress and singer, Drew Sidora recently moved to Miami from LA to finish her upcoming debut album for Slip-N-Slide Records. You may remember Drew from a previous episode of Prunk; we met up again over the weekend at a clothing store…
Tonight, Wednesday, June 24 U-God will be performing at Electric Pickle. That’s right, U-God of the Wu-Tang Clan. Prunk TV met up with some hardcore Wu-Headz (“Killah Bees on the Swarm”) on Tuesday to discuss the current state of the Wu. These dudes are like the Hassidic Jews of…
First off, congrats to Carmelo Anthony and the Denver Nuggets. They beat the great Lakers Thursday night, and I hope they do it again. Melo was a guest on Prunk TV recently, and we develop a special relationship with our guests. Speaking of special guests, this episode is really something…
