Top 10 Hypothetical South Beach Wine & Food Fest Media Disasters

The South Beach Wine & Food Festival is almost here, and that means an orgiastic horde of mostly out-of-town drunks on the shores of Miami Beach concerned with nothing but food, drink, sex, celebrity, their cell phone cameras, and Twitter.With that in mind, here’s our Top 10 list of hypothetical disasters…

Ancient Bass Comedy

Before there was Rick Ross, there was Figaro, an everyday hustlin’ barber from Sivigila. He’s the star of Gioachino Rossini’s comic opera The Barber of Seville, in which he helps a rich guy meet a sexy babe while eluding her guardian’s cock block. This opera is noted for its use…

Top 5 George Washington Carver Peanut Recipes

Black History Month is here, so let’s talk about one of the greatest agricultural minds of the 19th and 20th centuries, George Washington Carver (1864-1943). Back in 1941, Time Magazine called him the “Black Leonardo,” but the magazine was referring mostly to his artwork, which used Alabama red clay and…

Top 10 Moments in Black Music History at the Palms in Hallandale

The image above is of the sleepy-looking beachside town called Hallandale, Florida and gives no indication of the city’s Black musical history. But the Palms in Hallandale, just north of Miami, otherwise known as the Million Dollar Palms, was a major stop on the Chitlin Circuit, a nationwide string of…

Crossfade Live: Free Album, Locos Por Juana at Jazid, February 5

Locos Por Juana are fuckin’ awesome, and we’ve got the proof. Welcome to our first edition of Crossfade Live, where we bring you our original high definition concert recordings from bands and venues all over South Florida.Today we bring you a full, live album we recorded Friday night at Jazid. If you’ve…

Behind the Line: The Grill at the Setai

“Why use oil if you’re using Serrano ham?” asks chef Jonathan Wright. He’s referring to taking advantage of the natural fat of what many foodies consider the finest ham in the world, and that philosophy extends to all the dishes at the Grill, where the best ingredients are flown in for use…

The Simpsons Super Bowl Coke Ad

Hello, evil tooth-rotting, sugar-bombing, heart-starving, blood-sludging, junkie-making, fat-promoting, cancer-juicing, world-dominating multinational corporation. Thanks for this excellent Simpsons Super Bowl advertisement. Just kidding, Coke. We love ya.We used to be billionaires too. Then, one day, the bank showed up and seized all of our assets. No more mansion. No more Learjet…

Weekly Wrap Up: The Friday Pre Game

Cape Cod Room changes up.Merly Bermudez keeps it hot and sexy at Prime Italian.Behind the scenes at a genuine cook book photo shoot.Plato Royale: battle of the hashbrowns.Valentines Day where to eat guide.Super Bowl shrimp dip.Red Light is MiMo HQ for Saints Fans for Super Bowl…

Top 10 Super Bowl Weekend Parties in South Florida

The big game is almost here, but even if you don’t give a shit about that, there’re plenty enough parties going on that may well prevent you from waking up before 10pm Sunday night.Here are our Top 10 Super Bowl weekend parties in South Florida, and don’t forget to check…

Audio Interview: Kim Birkedal Hartmann Talks Cognac

Kim Birkedal Hartmann is a fourth generation French Cognac boss. His family has been in the business since 1887.He recently partnered with American rapper Ludacris to produce Conjure Cognac, a liquor blended purposely for mixability, a concept alien to Cognac purists who believe the drink should be served neat, as…

Ludacris Gets Miami Liquored Up With Super Bowl House of Conjure

What happens when one of the world’s biggest names in rap starts a liquor company, launches in Florida, and rents a mansion on Miami Beach for the week of Super Bowl?Ludacris’ House of Conjure on Miami Beach, just across the channel from the Fontainebleau kicked off a week of festivities…

Destroyio Rocks For Legal Rights For Our Immigrant Bros

What if you woke up this morning and the government decided it was time for you to leave this country? Ever been imprisoned and deported? In Miami, it happens every day. Destroyio Records says it’s wrong, and in an effort to keep one of their own from a free trip…

Video: Tuesday Night of The Living Dead

Amateur scientists have told us that if you go too long without eating, your brain will start feeding on itself. That’s kind of how Miami is when it’s not tourist season. For local musicians it can mean ritual cannibal death. Miami thrives as a playground for the rich, famous, and…