Hazardis Soundz Talks Hip-Hop and How to Save the Culture

True hip-hop will never die. But if the people want to rescue real rap music, they’re gonna have to fight. That’s what Miramar producer Hazardis Soundz is doing with his latest mixtape, Save the Culture, which is a battle cry of lethal verses, head-cracking beats, and OG rappers from the…

Mud and Blood

Ever since I got arrested for stealing monster trucks in ’98, I’ve been locked up inside these four prison walls, dreaming of Grave Digger. See, Daddy was a racecar driver, and Mama was a checkered-flag girl. I grew up in pit stops at illegal mud races all over the South…

I Feel Bad For You Son

There once was an old man named Jiggalo, who regularly spent his days at the Rollexx strip club in North Miami. He used to tell anybody listening that he had 99 problems but a bitch wasn’t one. Well, most of the patrons took his saying for granted, but a young…

2014’s Best Street Art in Wynwood

The streets of Wynwood are one of the 7 great wonders of the art world. With over 1,000 new pieces spray painted each year, it has quickly become one of the most densely muralized neighborhoods in the world. And while life goes on in the urban core, these paintings bear…

Crazy Hood Talks Coming Home: Peru

Miami’s DJ EFN, Garcia, and the Crazy Hood Film Academy are blazing a trail of hip-hop statesmanship across the world. Their first film, Coming Home: Cuba, won awards at several film festivals and locked in a TV deal with Diddy’s broadcast network, Revolt. Now the guys are prepping a new…

Dolphins vs. Jets

Dear New York, Shut up already. You’re a whiney bunch of nameless, aimless, gameless hacks. You couldn’t beat a cardboard cutout in a boxing match. You couldn’t beat a bearded lady in a shaving contest. You couldn’t break a record if you dropped a crate of vinyl off the Empire…

Lebron’s Back in Town

Cleveland was twice voted by people who currently live there as the worst city in America. Clevelanders hate Cleveland so much that their every cheer, hoot, and holler inversely reflects tears they’ve shed over their own shattered dreams. Cleveland is so sad that the city mascot is a tissue box,…

Miami’s Ten Best Reggae Acts of 2014

Down in Florida City, Rasta Rick used to live in an air conditioned tree house, serve bricks of good outdoor ganja, and jam reggae tapes all day. Dade County is both a downtrodden Babylon, and a Rasta’s paradise. And many of the world’s greatest reggae artists, bands, and performers can…

New York Jets vs. Miami Dolphins

Dear New York: Shut up already. You’re a whiny bunch of nameless, aimless, gameless hacks. You couldn’t beat a cardboard cutout in a boxing match. You couldn’t best a bearded lady in a shaving contest. You couldn’t break a record if you dropped a crate of vinyl off the Empire…

Life of a Gambler

The last time the Miami Heat played the Washington Wizards, Miami lost 86-107 and I nearly went to the big sleep in concrete shoes at the bottom of Biscayne Bay. It began like any other day, with a hard-boiled egg, whiskey, and RC Cola. I lit a blunt roach and…