Brazilian Carnaval 2013: Five Best Parties in Miami

Brazilian Carnaval is here. That means caipiroskas, cariocas, fried food, music, and dancing naked in the street. Or gettin’ at least halfway nude at the club. This is what we live for. Here are the five best Brazilian carnaval 2013 parties in Miami. See also: -Top Five Latin Parties This…

Best of Brazil

Rivulets of sweat slide down the back of her caramel neck and trace the gleaming curve of her arched back. Her rocking hips send droplets flying skyward as her body is possessed and convulsing with the wildly percussive force of the rhythm in the streets. She’s wearing a swath of…

Top Five Latin Parties This Week

According to Pepe Billete, “pata sucias” can be found at clubs all over Miami, shaking their drunk asses for the world to see, and stomping their dirty bare feet on club floors without a care in the world. Personally, we think that’s a beautiful thing. But there are a lot…

Super Bowl 2013: Ten Best Free Parties in Miami

There will be bloodshed in New Orleans this Sunday as brother (San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh) battles brother (Baltimore Ravens skipper John Harbaugh) for football supremacy in Super Bowl XLVII. Two white guys move their soldiers on the field of war, and we eat, drink, argue, do the Heisman…

Young Never Gets Old

Purvis Young sits back in a plush, overstuffed, second-hand chair, cracks open a tall can of beer, turns on a television nature show, and spears a pink chunk of spam with a plastic fork. Five minutes later, the TV is muted, he’s pumping oldies through a radio, and painting his…

Fresher Than Fresh

If you’ve ever spent $500 per sole on custom Air Jordans, you might be a sneakerhead. If your blood type is Reebok, you can assemble 30 or more outfits by the colors of your kicks, or your phone’s Google alerts ring every time a new shoe drops, then you are…

Tattoolapalooza 2013: Skin, Ink, Art, and One Horny Alien

The sound of a thousand needle stabs a second rang out through the Hyatt, sounding like a nest of angry bees attacking flesh with images of monsters, pinups, anchors, and stars for Tattoolapalooza 2013. When convention organizer Mickey Steinberg told us he was bringing down great artists in a professional…

Blood, Ink, and Art

If you think all ink conventions are a drunken excuse for you and your friends to get matching butthole tattoos, then Mickey Steinberg, head organizer of Tattoolapalooza, has a message for you. “That’s not cool,” he says. “We’re about art, not just the partying lifestyle.” Steinberg, who owns Eternal Ink…

Top 10 Civil Rights Anthems for Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Martin Luther King Jr. loved South Florida. He visited the region many times throughout his career. He was a contemporary of some of Miami’s most upstanding citizens, like Father Theodore Gibson of Overtown, as well as some of our most venerable party starters, like WMBM disc jockey Milton “Butterball” Smith…

Bloody Good Time

Your eyes are swollen shut, their broken vessels leaking fluid, turning black and blue from the beating your opponent just gave you. But your nostrils are pumping victory, a pungent mix of hard-fought blood and sweat that’s rising off the mat like steam into your pounding champion’s heart and back…

Kings of Calle Ocho

Every year from Helsinki to Hell’s Kitchen, the Christian world celebrates Three Kings Day, the “epiphany” holiday that honors three magic wise men seeking and finding a holy baby in a haystack. Taking place every year in early January, it signals the official end of the Christmas season. But here…

Mystic or Dipstick?

Theresa Caputo licks her lips, clicks her French-manicured acrylic nails, and takes a deep breath of the afterlife. In a flash, your dead grandma, holding a bouquet of roses, appears to her. Your other dead grandma is there with a white dove. These, Caputo insists, are symbols she receives and…

Beat It, Jr.

Spanish Harlem, 1930. Seven-year-old Tito Puente smacks a pot with a wooden spoon, slaps the windowsill, and makes a crude yet funky beat. A neighbor lady screams, “Ay, niña, shut that kid up!” But his mom knows better, that one day he will be the king of the timbales —…

The Ten Best Street Art Murals In Wynwood

The first Monday after Basel some shop owners woke up feeling grateful that they let great street artists use their walls as canvases. The rest kicked the curb and cursed their graffiti tag-bombed storefronts.There’s no shortage of new paint on the walls around Wynwood, but many old standbys remain. From…