Dali Miami: Underwhelming

View photos of the opening of Dali Miami here.In 1921, the historic Moore Building was built in Miami. At the time, Salvador Dali was sixteen and rebellious, growing up in the Spanish countryside. He had daddy issues.His mother had just passed away from cancer and his father had the cojones…

Dale, It’s Dali

The historic Moore Building (4040 N.E. 2nd Ave., Miami) is one of the most alluring and architecturally surreal buildings in our Magic City. The venue transports you to a forgotten classical era. It was built in 1920, just as a young Salvador Dali was leading the Dada movement towards Surrealism…

Funny As Balls

Kicking off a Saturday night with comedy is like kicking a soccer ball into a goalie’s groin. It’s kind of funny, and you might even score (if you’re on a date, that is). The goal — or should we say gooooooooal! — of stand-up comedy is to make audiences laugh…

The Curiously Funny Forrest Shaw On Best of Comedy In 2011

As 2011 comes to an end, we’re getting all nostalgic about the great moments in Miami culture that took place over the past year. And we know we’re not alone. So we’ve asked some of Miami’s top artists, writers, film producers and other cultural geniuses about their favorite 2011 memories…

Fairness and Foulness

Is fair really foul? And foul really fair? Find out when Miami’s Mad Cat Theatre Company kicks off its 12th season with MacBeth and the Monster. The plot revolves around little MacBeth. All he wants is to fall asleep, but when his mother relates a bedtime story about a monster,…

Inside the Actor’s Studio with Paul Tei

As 2011 comes to an end, we’re getting all nostalgic about the great moments in Miami culture that took place over the past year. And we know we’re not alone. So we’ve asked some of Miami’s top artists, writers, film producers and other cultural geniuses about their favorite 2011 memories…

Poet Emma Trelles Loves Patti Smith, Hates Fascists

As 2011 comes to an end, we’re getting all nostalgic about the great moments in Miami culture that took place over the past year. And we know we’re not alone. So we’ve asked some of Miami’s top artists, writers, film producers and other cultural geniuses about their favorite 2011 memories…

Amanda Montoya Pelicano Takes Flight

It was dusk and the fading twilight glistened purple and orange across the gentle ripples of Biscayne Bay. A mile from land a fishing boat dumped a bag of chum in the water and a crowd of hungry pelicans began to fight each other for food. It was the end…

In Defense of Mr. Brainwash

Mr. Brainwash invaded South Beach Wednesday for his second annual “Under Construction” Basel beach bash. The night romped. The two story 25,000-square-foot gallery was filled with MBW’s latest works, as well as plenty of vodka, an appearance by the Art Angel, and as many free MBW posters as you could…

Grolsch Promotes Miami Artists with “G-Spot” Project and Bike Ride

At long last, the mysteries of the G-spot are finally revealed.”G-Spot: Get the Green Light” is currently exhibiting at ten different venues in Miami. The unique and interesting partnership between a corporate sponsor and local commissioned artists is rare during Art Basel. It is a further testament to Miami’s commitment…

Michael Moore Closes Out Miami Book Fair with Stump Speech

Michael Moore closed out the 28th edition of the Miami Book Fair last night with a standing-room-only discussion promoting his new book Here Comes Trouble. The book is a collection of non-fiction stories and anecdotes from the filmmakers life.  The event started 30 minutes late. The crowd was surprisingly older…

Chuck Palahniuk at Miami Book Fair: Fainting, Projectiles, and Guts

Chapman, the biggest auditorium on the Book Fair grounds, was packed. It was a young crowd, pretty white for Miami, one might think they were in Austin or Portland. In Hipster-biblio-ville, there’s plenty of plaid and an army of bespectacled soldiers. Chuck Palahniuk walked on stage to a thunderous cheer. Wearing…

Explore the G-Spot

The mysteries of the G-Spot will finally be revealed — and by none other than Miami’s own queens of hipsterdom and psycho-pop flair: the TM Sisters. Interested? You should be. Exploring the G-Spot will make you sweat, leave you panting, and keep you more informed than your friends. By the…

Crazy Hairy Ants Occupy Miami

Hairy crazy ants are on the move in Florida. In record hordes, they’ve invaded homes, federal complexes, and public spaces in urban areas. These ants are crazy because they move fast; hairy due to the density of skin. For weeks, the ants have bewildered people and scientists alike. What do…

A Stray Dog in Little Haiti Loses His Bitch

It’s hard out here in these streets, especially on overcast days like today. Dog days of summer, y’all — gray and humid and shit. Everything’s crazy and I’m really going through it. I’m lost like a motherfucker. It’s been two weeks since the shit went down. I lost my bitch,…

One Hundred Thousand Poets for Change Hits Miami on Saturday

One Hundred Thousand Poets for Change is a worldwide poetry gathering — basically the largest organized poetry event in history. Sound like a grandiose statement? It is. This Saturday, there will be 650 events in 95 countries, including 13 events in South Florida alone. Expect a poetic dialogue promoting environmental,…