A $40 Burger: Shake Shack, BurgerFi, Soyka, and DB Bistro

We at Short Order know that sometimes you want candlelight and cloth napkins — and other times you want to tuck a paper napkin into your collar and chow down like you were raised in Polk County. So where should you go when you’ve got 40 bucks burning a hole…

Five Cannibal Recipes In Honor of Hannibal Premiere Tonight On NBC

Tonight is the premiere of the much anticipated new television series, Hannibal, based on the “Hannibal the Cannibal” character from Thomas Harris’ Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, and Hannibal novels. In homage to the serial killer gourmand and his namesake television show, we bring you some Hannibal-inspired recipes culled…

SlutWalk Protestors Take Over Florida International University (PHOTOS, VIDEO)

Florida International University students, faculty, and women’s rights supporters collectively popped Miami’s cherry yesterday with the city’s first ever SlutWalk, informing Magic City residents that enough is enough. Originating in Canada, the SlutWalk movement began as a response to a statement by a representative from the Toronto Police Department; a…

Bravo! Encore!

Everybody knows Andy Cohen. He’s like the male version of Ellen DeGeneres — a gay whom everybody likes. But this gay boy wasn’t always so well-received. For 22 years, he was told he’d never be onscreen due to his lazy eye. But after he produced Queer Eye for the Straight…

The Federal’s Crawdaddy Tuesday: Locals Come Out En Masse (Photos)

Last night, it seemed as if The Federal, that trendy Biscayne strip-mall eatery, was feeding an actual army. Crawdaddy Tuesday may just be the worst thing that’s ever happened to crawfish. The specials, crawfish ‘n’ grits ($12), crawfish fritters ($8), and the traditional crawfish boil ($20 per pound), were flying…

The Federal Presents Crawdaddy Tuesday and Chicken Fry Wednesday

In many ways, Miami feels as if it has seceded from the South, but the Federal’s new Crawdaddy Tuesday and Chicken Fry Wednesday might make us feel a bit down-home again. Crawdaddy Tuesday began last week, and Chicken Fry Wednesday premieres tomorrow, April 3. Both promotions will last through spring…

SlutWalk in Miami: FIU Students March to Reclaim the Term “Slut”

Members of Florida International University’s National Organization of Women (NOW) are mad as hell, and they aren’t going to take it anymore. The group, along with other student organizations, has organized Miami’s first SlutWalk, taking place tomorrow, April 3. As children, we might have been taught that words can never…

Casablanca on the Bay: Stunning Views, Underwhelming Dishes

Casablanca Seafood Bar & Grill on the Miami River has been highly successful for more than 20 years, so it’s almost surprising it took this long to open another location. Now the Doubletree Hilton near Biscayne Boulevard and the Venetian Causeway is home to Casablanca on the Bay, overlooking the Sea…

Kosher Food Is the Latest Gourmet Trend

According to the Christian Science Monitor, “kosher” is the new “artisan.” Jews and non-Jews alike are flocking to kosher bakeries, delis, and markets to take part in what has become the latest food trend. What qualifies as kosher? Meat and dairy items must be kept apart, and animals are slaughtered…

Larry King Visits North Miami: Five Miamians He Could Marry Next

Florida International University has scored a major coup for its journalism students. Larry King, the Elizabeth Taylor of broadcast news, will be speaking at the Biscayne Bay Campus as part of the 2013 Lecture Series presented by the Student Government Association. King hosted his namesake show, CNN’s highest-rated program, for…

Packaged Food Kills: Too Much Sodium From Infancy to Adulthood

At a meeting of the American Heart Association yesterday, data was presented that indicates there are high levels of sodium in packaged food made for toddlers. I’ve gotten flack about this column for my stance that food should bear clear and obvious labels that show nutritional and artificial-sweetener data. The…

Red Restaurant in Kendall Serves “Fast Food”

When you think of fast food, you usually think of burgers, fries, hot dogs, pizza, and tacos. Red in Kendall carries most of those items, but it also serves a wide array of options for all types of appetites. The Mex is a burger topped with jalapeños, pepper jack cheese,…