Top Five Weird and Perverse Cheese Sculptures

Today in Green Bay, Wisconsin, Sarah the Cheese Lady will present a monster cheddar cheese sculpture at Lambeau Field as a salute to the Super Bowl-winning Green Bay Packers and the United States National Cheese Championship.Ahhh, cheese. Just the word makes you excited, doesn’t it? Perhaps paired with some grapes…

Winter Party Beach Party 2011 at Lummus Park in South Beach, March 6

See the 25-photo Winter Party Beach Party slideshow.Winter Party Beach PartyWith DJ Charlmix and DJ Alyson CalagnaLummus Park, South BeachSunday, March 6, 2011Better Than: A #4 combo meal from Chick-Fil-A.The Winter Party Beach Party on 12th Street in South Beach was what you have come to expect from all large-scale…

Comic Con Celebrities Who Love and Hate Us

This weekend’s Miami Comic Con not only provided a chance to spend a lot of money, it also provided us the opportunity to speak with a slew of celebrities. And by slew we mean a handful, and by celebrities we mean “celebrities.”The cool thing about this was noting the difference…

Worst Fanboy Pick-Up Lines at This Weekend’s Comic Con

​Sure, the majority of people who attend comic book conventions probably go to buy comics and other collectibles, meet has -been and wanna-be celebrities, and hope that they can finally find that elusive Yugi-Oh #46 card, which has been preventing them from having the ultimate collection. But some people (mostly…

Comic Book Artist Arthur Suydam Talks Miami-Inspired Zombie Scarface

Arthur Suydam is the undisputed “zombie king” of the comic book universe. Although this writer, illustrator, and musician has worked on such iconic comic books as Heavy Metal, Batman, Conan, Tarzan, Predator, and Aliens, his infamy is due largely to the deliciously hellish covers he designs for the infinitely popular…

5. Typoe

Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.5. TypoeBy the very nature of things, Typoe is an outlaw. He, and in turn we, cannot really divulge information about who he is, where…

Welch’s Lies About Its Juice, Pays $30 Million and No One Notices

Welch’s, known for its juices and commercials featuring adorable gap toothed kids, has agreed to pay a huge settlement after being sued for false advertising. Welch’s 100% Juice White Grape Pomegranate Flavored 3 Juice Blend was labeled as if it contained more pomegranate than it actually did, according to the…

Pin Talk

A beautiful brooch is a great conversation piece. Perhaps that is why Madeleine Albright, the first female Secretary of State of the United States, collected hundreds of them throughout her life. During Middle East peace talks, nothing serves as a better icebreaker than a gold serpent resting on your lapel…

Jesus is Gay

Every year, gay, lesbian, transgender, bisexual, and queer people converge in Miami Beach to celebrate their fabulousness at Winter Party Festival. This year, expect the requisite massive parties and infamous DJs but also events geared toward our more refined sensibilities such as cultural happenings, cocktail receptions, and, well, shopping. But…

Madeleine Albright’s “Read My Pins” on Exhibit at Freedom Tower

A beautiful brooch is a great conversation piece. Perhaps that is why Madeleine Albright, the first female Secretary of State of the United States, collected hundreds of them throughout her life. During Middle East peace talks, nothing serves as a better icebreaker than a gold serpent resting on your lapel.Miami…

11. Andres and Diego Meza-Valdes

Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.11. Andres and Diego Meza-Valdes Miami has its very own version of the Coen and Wachowski brothers, except the Meza-Valdes brothers are more interested in…

12. Beatriz Monteavaro

Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.12. Beatriz MonteavaroThis Hialeah home girl rocked out to Kiss and the Go-Gos while her age still registered as a single digit. “My musical interests…

13. Timothy Buwalda

Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.13. Timothy BuwaldaSpending his youth in Christian schools deeply impacted the philosophies of artist Timothy Buwalda. “This was a very Dutch Calvinist childhood, based on…

14. Edwidge Danticat

Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.14. Edwidge DanticatBorn in Haiti,  Edwidge Danticat moved to the United States when she was twelve. After living in New York, she decided to relocate…