No Wonder Miami’s Immigration Judges Aren’t Fair

The reputation of immigration court received another blow Wednesday, when Department of Justice employee Monica Goodling testified before congress that she had “crossed the line” when it came to her hiring tactics. Goodling admitted that she intended to hire people who were conservatives in her position interviewing candidates for attorney…

Bunghole Bleaching 101: Clean Arses on South Beach

It sits on the small, white shelf at South Beach Body Waxing salon on Washington Avenue and 13th Street, sandwiched between the tubes of French “pleasure enhancement gel” and a row of fruity lotions. “We probably sell about two to three per week,” says Julissa Saragoza, Body Waxing’s receptionist, “and…

The Power Plate: Good Vibrations for the Exercise-Challenged

Something like that Exercising is a lot like white stretch pants and Hollywood — it ain’t for everybody. Sure, sweatin’ to the oldies sounds fun, but doesn’t chillin’ to Top 40 sound just as tempting? But as relaxing as the gradual atrophy of your bones and muscles can be, physical…

Anti-Seijas PAC: State Attorney Probes Show Double Standard

Kentward Forbes is in trouble with the Florida Elections Commission, but he doesn’t have to worry about the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office coming after him. The FEC recently found probable cause that the Redland community activist broke state law governing political campaigns…

One Ninety Restaurant Does a 180, Comes Back

When One Ninety Restaurant premiered on 46th Street in Buena Vista East some four years ago, it was the first hip, bohemian-style restaurant in the area. Locals flocked to the place for the carefree environment, live music, and tasty, affordable fare. Enter greedy landlords. Exit One Ninety. Last month, after…

One Ninety Restaurant Does a 180, Comes Back

When One Ninety Restaurant premiered on 46th Street in Buena Vista East some four years ago, it was the first hip, bohemian-style restaurant in the area. Locals flocked to the place for the carefree environment, live music, and tasty, affordable fare. Enter greedy landlords. Exit One Ninety. Last month, after…

Author Takes Readers From Sea to Sushi Bar

Sasha Issenberg is a younger guy than I had envisioned while reading his book, The Sushi Economy. I could see the youth in his face as he approached the podium at Books & Books in Coral Gables on Saturday afternoon. Then he started his talk by stating that he’s been…

Author Takes Readers From Sea to Sushi Bar

Sasha Issenberg is a younger guy than I had envisioned while reading his book, The Sushi Economy. I could see the youth in his face as he approached the podium at Books & Books in Coral Gables on Saturday afternoon. Then he started his talk by stating that he’s been…

2007 Prime Time lineup to include… the Bacardi family?

Smits This fall CBS will premiere Cane, a new series set in South Florida about a rum-producing dynasty. It stars NYPD Blue’s Jimmy Smits as heir to the sugar cane fortune of the fictional Duque family. Advertised as a “steamy seductive drama about bitter rivals and their dangerous battles for…

Never Leave a Dog Behind … Or Something

Those of you out there who missed the Greater Miami Area Chamber of Commerce’s Hurricane Preparedness Dog Fair may want to watch this. God only knows what’s really going on in this video, but it would appear that this is the group of people in Miami Dade County who will…

Cocodorm Arouses the City’s Ire

When I learned a gay porn website had set up only two blocks away from the New Times office on Biscayne Boulevard, I devised a plan to get inside the two-story red brick house where all the action at cocodorm.com takes place. I decided to apply for a job as…

Cuba Nostalgia Convention Under Way With a Jab at Spain

Fidel and his good buddy King Juan Carlos of Spain Anyone who has been to Cuba knows that the country of Spain plays a huge role in the island’s tourism sector. Because of relaxed foreign investment rules, Spanish companies have sunk mucho dinero into Cuban hotels — $75 million as…

Restaurant Preview: A Trio With Brio

Three major restaurant openings are pegged for the coming month. I am all too aware that reality rarely matches hype in the restaurant biz, but this trio truly appears to hold some promise. * On May 30th, the smartly re-designed Tides South Beach hotel will premiere its new dining establishment,…

Restaurant Preview: A Trio With Brio

Three major restaurant openings are pegged for the coming month. I am all too aware that reality rarely matches hype in the restaurant biz, but this trio truly appears to hold some promise. * On May 30th, the smartly re-designed Tides South Beach hotel will premiere its new dining establishment,…

Miami Beach Squad Cars Get New Paint Jobs

From mullets (before, above) to crew cuts (after, below) Think of cop cars as haircuts. The former incarnation of Miami Beach patrol cars were like mullets: somewhat business oriented and vaguely patriotic but with more than a hint of party. Mostly white, the cars sport a playful red squiggle that…

Local Film Student Premieres Short Film

Your typical student film is a brief, unmemorable affair, which attempts to tell a compelling story with the flailing abilities of an amateur cast. That was totally not what Verena Faden wanted for her thesis project. This 23 year old Miami filmmaker had big dreams when it came time to…

Amy Winehouse is Getting Hitched in Miami

Amy and her on-again beau One of our favorite celebrity blogs, Dlisted, is reporting that heartbroken chanteuse Amy Winehouse is planning to get hitched right here in Miami over the weekend. Her fiancé, Blake Fielder-Civil, bears more than a passing resemblance to Pete Doherty. As big Amy Winehouse fans, we’re…

Ouzo’s To Ease Into South Beach

Ouzo’s Greek Taverna & Bar has announced plans to open their second venue, to be located in the former Madiba space on South Beach’s west side — just down the block from another Mediterranean favorite, Sardinia. I’ve always enjoyed the North Miami Beach Ouzo’s, and explained why in my review…

Ouzo’s To Ease Into South Beach

Ouzo’s Greek Taverna & Bar has announced plans to open their second venue, to be located in the former Madiba space on South Beach’s west side — just down the block from another Mediterranean favorite, Sardinia. I’ve always enjoyed the North Miami Beach Ouzo’s, and explained why in my review…

The Wallflower Gallery Turns Ten

This Saturday, the Wallflower Gallery, located in downtown Miami, will be celebrating its tenth anniversary. Miami can be a hard place for lefties, activists, anarchists, and freaky, crusty artsy types to find a little company; for ten years, the Wallflower Gallery has been a kind of radical refuge…

Chaos on the Rickenbacker! Part Three

Well, it’s been about two weeks since the Great Rickenbacker Fiasco made landfall, and it shows no signs of letting up. Last week, the Bike Blog reported on a number – we still don’t know how many — of accidents on the Rickenbacker as a result of repaving that left…