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Those of you out there who missed the Greater Miami Area Chamber of Commerce’s Hurricane Preparedness Dog Fair may want to watch this. God only knows what’s really going on in this video, but it would appear that this is the group of people in Miami Dade County who will ultimately save your animals from certain hurricane destruction.
They also appear to be exceedingly lame. Things to look for are the Dancing Dog lady and the Dog Fashion Show (set to the tune of “I’m bringing Sexy Back”). Apparently canine sexiness is something you want to make sure to put on your hurricane-prep checklist –right below canned food and bottled water. Should your dog appear unfuckable while rescue workers make quick decisions on who to take and who to leave behind, it will likely be left behind. —Calvin Godfrey
