Comedy Gone Viral

It’s easy to blame Jenny McCarthy for the sins of the anti-vaccine movement. Recent outbreaks of preventable diseases like whooping cough have many scientists and doctors scrambling to assure the public at large that vaccines are safe for their children. But McCarthy, who in 2008 added “anti-vaccine activist” to her…

The 15 Best Things to Do in Miami This Fourth of July Weekend

Break out the picnic gear, fire up the grill, and stock up on sparklers. Fourth of July Weekend is here, and this one’s going to be epic. The holiday falls on a Friday, giving many Miamians a three-day weekend — perfect for this town’s bajillion Independence Day celebrations, from pool…

At Last

Before EDM’s pulsing rhythms and jarring drops, before Jay Z had 99 problems, even before anything smelled like teen spirit, there was Leonard Chess. The founder of Chicago’s Chess Records made stars of Etta James, Chuck Berry, Muddy Waters, and others, essentially laying the groundwork for the diverse landscape of…

Geekdom: The Gathering

You’ve come a long way, nerd baby. Back in the day, the word “nerd” was a death sentence for your social life; it conjured images of Screech from Saved by the Bell and the pathetically undatable Poindexter in the popular yet regrettable board game Girl Talk. Even the Revenge of…

The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Miami lives up to its star-studded reputation plenty of times during the year, but few of those times coincide with the swampy season that is summer. So this weekend is cause for extra celebration around the 305. iHeartRadio is bringing A-listers like J.Lo, Tiësto, and Iggy Azalea to the shores…

Let Me Take A Selfie

Social media: It’s a narcissist’s art. It’s a worthless pastime. It’s for self-indulgent photos of the food you’re about to eat, the unremarkable cat you own, and, of course, the plague of modern society — the selfie. That, at least, is what any stubborn old Luddite will tell you about…

Let It Rain

In Miami, having a summer birthday is kind of a drag. The scene is so quiet and the weather so unpredictable that it can be hard to figure out how to celebrate. Unless, that is, you’re the Magic City Bicycle Collective, which celebrates the second anniversary of its launch this…

Podcast: Is This the Rom-Com That Finally Kills the Rom-Com?

On this week’s episode of the Voice Film Club podcast, Voice film critics Alan Scherstuhl and Stephanie Zacharek, along with L.A. Weekly film critic Amy Nicholson, discuss rom-com Begin Again (2:26), starring the always-interesting Mark Ruffalo. They also talk about the biting rom-com parody They Came Together (15:47), which might…

The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Art Basel — you know, the one that’s actually in Basel, Switzerland — kicked off this week with all the usual fanfare: the parties, the big dealers, the major sales. One 1980s work by Andy Warhol sold for $30 million. Everything seems to be running smoothly over there. Meanwhile, in…

Go Balls Deep

Afraid of balls flying at your face? As Dionne from Clueless said: “There goes your social life.” And with it goes your chances at a trip to Vegas and the opportunity to win up to $50,000. Maybe it’s time to face those fears and sign up for the Ultimate Dodgeball…

Simply The Best

You’re holding the 2014 Miami New Times Best of Miami issue in your hands right this second. Isn’t it exciting? Does it make you want to dance? Are you inspired to celebrate? If so, New Times is throwing a party just for you. The New Times Best of Miami Release…

Best of Miami 2014: This Year’s Winners in the Arts

It’s finally here: New Times’ annual Best of Miami issue, once again naming the very best in Magic City culture. The issue goes live today, filled with hundreds of picks, and it’s your guide to all things art in Miami, from museums and galleries to theatrical performances to movie theaters…

The Ten New Emojis Miami Has Been Waiting For

Miami emoji texters, we have good news and bad news. The good news is your ironic cartoon language is about to expand. Soon 250 new emoji icons will appear at your fingertips, giving you all sorts of new ways to express yourself without the burden of using actual words. But…

The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

You know what? Let’s not even talk about it. The utter trouncing of the Miami Heat last night? Not interested. Wade going one-of-10 in the first three quarters? No need to discuss. The amount of booze it took to wash it all down last night? Do not want. Let’s focus…