Chris Bosh Returns to the Heat, Proceeds to Destroy the Nets

Sure, it was the Nets. And sure, they’re amongst the worst defenses in the NBA. But holy shitsnacks, it was awesome seeing Chris Bosh back in the Heat fold, dropping his silky smooth jumpers in honor of his dearly departed GloJean and turning Kris Humphries into a human-sized lump of…

Heat Fall to the Lakers as Masked Kobe Drops 33

Kobe Bryant and his broken face scored 33 points, as he and the Lakers took down the Miami Heat 93-83 yesterday, handing Miami their second consecutive loss.It was the first meeting between L.A. and Miami since Dwyane Wade inadvertently broke Kobe’s nose during a hard foul in the All Star…

A Steady Rain at GableStage Is Driven By Intense Performances

A Steady Rain, which opened last night at GableStage, is ostensibly a play about two life-long friends whose lives are irrevocably changed through a bad chain of events. But it can also be described as an anatomy of a fucked up cop.Written by Keith Huff, A Steady Rain is rife…

Chicago Noir

In Keith Huff’s critically acclaimed play A Steady Rain, Joey and Denny are longtime partners on the Chicago police force. And the two lifelong friends are both totally screwed up in their own way. Joey is an introverted drunk who is secretly in love with Denny’s wife, while Denny is…

Winning With Wade

The beginning of this NBA season was a rough one for Dwyane Wade. A banged-up ankle forced him to sit out a handful of games, and when the Miami Heat was winning with him riding the pine, people began to suggest Miami was better off without him. A #WithoutWade hashtag…

To Sing or Not to Sing

Have you seen Shakespeare’s Hamlet and thought to yourself, This tragedy about a guy avenging his dead father needs more people singing? If so, you’re in luck. Composer Carson Kievman this Friday will present a highly original and totally rad operatic version of Hamlet, enjoying its world premiere at Little…

SoBe Arts’ Hamlet: Iambic Pentameter Meets the Modern Day Opera

Of all of Shakespeare’s plays, none has captured the public’s imagination quite like Hamlet, the Bard’s harrowing tale of betrayal, murder, sexual politics, and dead people looking for vengeance (okay, all of William’s plays are pretty much like that).But you haven’t seen Hamlet until you’ve seen it performed as an…

Heat Avoid Trap-Game by Beating the Kings, LeBron Does A Silly Dance

The Miami Heat just won their seventh-straight game. Dwyane Wade has been a one-man wrecking ball during that time.And last night, in the Heat’s 120-108 victory over the visiting Sacramento Kings, D-Wade brought his game to new ball-mashing mayhem heights, scoring 30 points on 11-of-16 shooting, getting three steals, and…

Heat Win Sixth-Straight, Bill Clinton is Impressed

Dwyane Wade blew the ass off of the Orlando Magic’s defense yesterday, dropping 27 points on them and leading the Miami Heat to the 98-71 victory while former President Bill Clinton watched courtside doing that white-man’s overbite thing he does when he sees something impressive. When these teams met two weeks…

Climbing the Ladder

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, opening at the Roxy Performing Arts Center, in collaboration with the Greater Miami Youth Symphony, is like if Mad Men were hit in the face with a musical. Thanks to a self-help book he picked up on a whim, young window washer…

Cinco de Awesome

When Miami Heat team president Pat Riley pulled off the sports coup of the century two off-seasons ago, his vision expanded beyond Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, and Chris Bosh. Sure, putting those three out there by themselves is doing better than most NBA rosters, but as the supergenius builder of…

Five Reasons We Can’t Wait For The Franchise to Feature the Miami Marlins

Showtime finally confirmed yesterday what we already knew: the second season of its sports documentary series, The Franchise, a weekly show that gives viewers behind-the-scenes looks at professional baseball teams, will feature your Miami Marlins.”Miami is not only one of the most sexy and cosmopolitan cities in the country, but…

Heat Lose to Magic in a Barrage of Threes

​Opponents have been raining three pointers down on the Miami Heat all season long, and last night the Orlando Magic decided that was a good idea too, and hit 4,000 17 three pointers, taking the 102-89 win over Miami.Dwight Howard, who has apparently checked out and doesn’t give a shit…

Not Seeing Red

The Florida Panthers started this season with an impressive climb into first place in the Southeast Division, where they held the top spot for 65 days. But the good times soon went south when the Cats hit a tough stretch, dropping 11 of 15 games and falling into seventh place…