Tip of the Motherbleepin’ Hat

Jackie used to do and sell drugs but now is clean, working a legit job, and looking to live the straight life. But his old lady Veronica is still a cokehead who might or might not be cheating on him. When he finds a man’s hat in Veronica’s apartment that…

Happy Pucking New Year

The Marlins have been signing star shortstops and chasing Albert Pujols. The Heat are readying themselves for another title run. The Dolphins are doing that thing where they’re terrible every year. Meanwhile, our local pro hockey team has been silently kicking some serious hockey ass this season. You probably haven’t…

Back Where We Started

Ah, the new year — a time to make resolutions, get a fresh start, and forget about the mountain of tossed monkey poop that is the Miami Dolphins. And what better way to do that than to go see the Miami Heat. While one team is busy finishing a third-straight…

Out to Pasture

When we first saw that the hated New York Jets were the Miami Dolphins’ final regular-season opponent, we were hoping it would be an epic showdown to determine the winner of the AFC East or, at the very least, determine the final Wildcard playoff spot. But because the Dolphins have…

Million Dollar Quartet Rocks the House at the Arsht

The “supergroup” is nothing new. From Cream to Temple of the Dog to Audioslave, we’ve seen big names from rock join forces — either to make some bad-ass music, or to fail miserably trying. (Velvet Revolver, anyone?)But December 4, 1956, at the renowned Sun Records in Memphis, Tennessee, saw the…

The Rockin’ Rabbi

You might not have heard of Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach. But you’ve certainly felt his influence, especially if you’re Jewish. Carlebach is the innovative father of popular Jewish music, and through his collaboration with musical legends such as Nina Simone and Bob Dylan, he rocked the music world as well as…

Rock ‘n’ Roll’s Fantastic Four

On December 4, 1956, four rock ’n’ roll legends were brought into a recording studio and had themselves one of the most amazeballs jam sessions of all time. This is the untold true story of Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Carl Perkins meeting up at the renowned…

Winners & Disappointments of 2011 South Florida Theatre

Best and Worst lists are so arbitrary and subjective. But we do them anyway, because it’s a fine way to recap the year while celebrating the good and pissing on the bad. As a theatre critic, though, it’s tough to write about productions that suck. I prefer to criticize shitty…

Dolphins Take Down Bills, Still In Last Place

The Dolphins took down the Buffalo Bills 30-23 in a snowy Orchard Park yesterday. Reggie Bush ran for a career-high 203 yards. It was also their first win without Tony Sparano.With just two games left to play, the Fins victory brings their record to 5-9, putting the team on track…

On Wings of Poop

When the NFL season began, it was pretty much a foregone conclusion that the Philadelphia Eagles would come to town and slam the Miami Dolphins in the face with their juggernautness. But things haven’t quite turned out to be as awesome for the Eagles as originally thought. They signed some…

The Santaland Diaries Goes Full Sardonic on X-Mas at the Arsht Center

​The Santaland Diaries, which opened last night at the Arsht Center, is the perfect antidote for the saccharin-filled Holiday themed cheeriness that bombards our every day existence in movies, television, plays, parks and, most of all, the cathedral of mawkish X-Mas merriment — the shopping mall.Based on the collection of…