Ultra Music Festival and Miami Critical Mass Combine for a Traffic Apocalypse Today

If you thought the thousands of people trying to get to Ultra would be your only traffic headache this weekend, prepare for some bad news. Today isn’t just the first day the music festival tests its plan for transporting hordes of EDM lovers to Virginia Key. It’s also the last Friday of the month, which means cyclists with Critical Mass will take over local roads for several hours.

Ultra Lawyer: Environmental Concerns Are Overblown, No Wildlife Will Be Harmed

This weekend, Ultra will bring around 125,000 EDM fans to its new home on Virginia Key, a wildlife sanctuary that’s normally home only to manatees, birds, crocodiles and other protected wildlife. Despite a long list of concerns raised by local nonprofit Miami Waterkeeper and other environmentalists, the festival’s organizers insist no harm will be done to the island’s wild inhabitants.

Will Florida Legalize Recreational Marijuana in 2020?

More than two years after voting overwhelmingly to legalize medical marijuana, Floridians are still fighting for access. Smoking it remained illegal until just days ago. And in cities like Miami Beach, officials are hellbent on restricting where and how dispensaries can operate. Other places, including Boca Raton and Coral Springs,…

There’s Now a Dating App for Dog People

There are dating apps and websites for farmers, Disney freaks, tall people, beard enthusiasts, and even furries. It was just a matter of time before someone started one for dog lovers. Enter Dig — the Dog Person’s Dating App. Sisters Casey and Leigh Isaacson came up with the idea back…

Five Moments in Miami’s LGBTQ History, From 1937 to 2015

At the 1972 Democratic National Convention, a woman named Madeline Davis called for something new: The party, she said, should include gay rights in its platform. Davis, the first out lesbian delegate at a major party convention, declared that gay people were “here to put an end to our fears.”…

Female Jail Employee Sues Miami-Dade County Over Inmate Masturbation

Behind bars, male inmates masturbating in front of female employees is so common, there’s a word for it: gunning. Ceneca Valdez, a counselor at Miami-Dade County’s Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center, says she experienced it repeatedly on the job, along with vulgar comments and gestures. When she brought the problem…

Miccosukee Tribe Sues Opioid Manufacturers Over Drug Epidemic

By now, the havoc wreaked by opioids on communities across the United States — especially in white, rural areas — is well known. But particularly devastated have been Native American tribes, who have suffered the highest death rate from prescription opioid overdoses of any ethnic or racial group. The Miccosukee Tribe, based…

Dr. Miami Starts Association to Defend Brazilian Butt Lifts

Dr. Michael Salzhauer, AKA Dr. Miami, is best known for wacky antics like writing a children’s book about plastic surgery, live-streaming operations on Snapchat, and recording a surprisingly successful dance song called “Flawless.” But now the Bal Harbour plastic surgeon says he’s taking on a new role as…

Coral Gables: If You Must Use Fake Grass, Hide It

When Miami city officials decided to tear out grass along Brickell Avenue and replace it with artificial turf last fall, residents were not pleased. A days-long protest ensued, complete with “Save me! I will die soon” signs on trees the protesters said would be smothered by the fake sod. Now,…