Female Jail Employee Sues Miami-Dade County Over Inmate Masturbation

Behind bars, male inmates masturbating in front of female employees is so common, there’s a word for it: gunning. Ceneca Valdez, a counselor at Miami-Dade County’s Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center, says she experienced it repeatedly on the job, along with vulgar comments and gestures. When she brought the problem…

Miccosukee Tribe Sues Opioid Manufacturers Over Drug Epidemic

By now, the havoc wreaked by opioids on communities across the United States — especially in white, rural areas — is well known. But particularly devastated have been Native American tribes, who have suffered the highest death rate from prescription opioid overdoses of any ethnic or racial group. The Miccosukee Tribe, based…

Dr. Miami Starts Association to Defend Brazilian Butt Lifts

Dr. Michael Salzhauer, AKA Dr. Miami, is best known for wacky antics like writing a children’s book about plastic surgery, live-streaming operations on Snapchat, and recording a surprisingly successful dance song called “Flawless.” But now the Bal Harbour plastic surgeon says he’s taking on a new role as…

Coral Gables: If You Must Use Fake Grass, Hide It

When Miami city officials decided to tear out grass along Brickell Avenue and replace it with artificial turf last fall, residents were not pleased. A days-long protest ensued, complete with “Save me! I will die soon” signs on trees the protesters said would be smothered by the fake sod. Now,…

Here’s How to Determine Whether Your Party Yacht Is Legitimate

Nothing says Miami like a boozy cruise on someone else’s million-dollar yacht. And thanks to the sharing industry’s foray into the boating world, chartering a yacht is now within reach for anyone with an internet connection and a credit card. But, as this week’s New Times feature reveals, many of…

Miami Party Boats Can Be Lethal

When Cesar Meneses arrived at the marina and saw the yacht he’d chartered to celebrate his 24th birthday, he tried to cancel. As a Miami resident, he’d rented boats before. This one, a sleek, 91-foot yacht with its name, Miami Vice, spelled out on the stern in the font used…

Here’s How You Can Adopt a Racing Greyhound

As soon as the news broke that Floridians had voted to end greyhound racing, local adoption groups were flooded with calls and applications from across the country. It seemed everyone wanted to bring home an ex-racer. But apparently forgotten in the panic over the fate of Florida’s thousands of…

Amid Dueling Protests, Anabelle Lima-Taub Promotes Islamophobic Website With Ties to Pizzagate Conspiracy Theory UPDATED

Earlier this month, Israeli-born Hallandale Beach Commissioner Anabelle Lima-Taub called Rashida Tlaib, one of America’s first two Muslim congresswomen, a “Hamas-loving anti-Semite” who might someday “become a martyr and blow up Capitol Hill.” Lima-Taub was then widely condemned for her big mouth, even by the Anti-Defamation League. But the commissioner won’t back down…