Ten Best Things to Do This Weekend

This past week, a 71-year-old man was arrested for spray-painting “SLA” (Sane, Liberated Americas) on hundreds of light posts. Why’d he do it? The Lord told him he was the 24th Elder of the SLA political party, positioned to take over the world once the economy flat-lines. But that’s besides…

MOCA Announces Finalists for Optic Nerve Festival XIII

We’re not shy about our love of MOCA’s annual showcase of video art, the Optic Nerve Festival. Heck we even voted it our Best Film Festival in Miami this year. From Coral Morphologic’s glowing sea creatures to Christy Gast tap dancing on the rim of Lake Okeechobee, our city is…

Ten Best Things to Do This Weekend

In Sam Lipsyte’s third novel The Ask, a dark look at white-collar loserdom, a character explains his bad behavior with “…because my name is Florida. When I do something shitty, something swampy and wrong, I call that going to my Everglades.” When’s the last time you went to your Everglades…

Yesterday’s Tomorrow

Four years from now, we will have reached the year Back to the Future II was set. The sequel follows Marty McFly into the year 2015, when he witnesses a depressing, aged version of himself and an unrecognizable world of bleeps and gadgets. The movie correctly predicted tablet computers and…

West Coast Represents in Wynwood (Photos)

Yes, we know this mural on NW Second Avenue and 24th Street has been there since Art Basel 2010. But there’s not a lot of new street art going on right now lest the cans explode in this heat. Plus when everyone piles into Wynwood each month for Art Walk,…

Miami Shores Britto Sculpture Vandalized Again

A Romero Britto beach ball sculpture outside the Miami Shores Country Club was vandalized for a second time on Saturday. In June, an anonymous tagger spray-painted the words “Not Art” on the polka-dotted and striped ball. The paint was promptly removed, but the controversy surrounding the Brazilian artist’s monopoly on…

Nine Best Things to Do This Weekend

We admit that sometimes we look at the calendars in other cities and pine away at their mermaid parades and secretary-themed club events. We’re only human. But considering Miami feels like a sweaty soup right now, the city is full of wild things to do for this time of year…

Cirque Éloize’s iD Will Make You Gasp and Jump, Jump

The essential measure of a good cirque production is how many times the audience gasps. And last night, at the first performance of Cirque Éloize’s iD at the Arsht Center, there were four such audible gasps. The first came about 15 minutes in, when one of the b-boy performers started…

Win Two Free Tickets to Cirque Éloize iD

There are many ways to battle: via clamors and guns, via rap a la 8 Mile, and in a spirited dance-off. In the world of Montreal performance troupe Cirque Éloize, rival gangs choose to battle via a circus-off — or, more aptly, a cirque-off. In iD, which opens tonight at…

Nine Best Things to Do This Weekend Besides Britney Spears

Do cool things happen in Miami? Yes. Simply click “more” to read the ten best things to do this weekend. For more in depth proof, though, read the Atlantic’s “In Miami, an Alternative Cultural Renaissance” by frequent Cultist contributor Liz Tracy. It surveys how our city has emerged into a…

Banksy’s Ex-Dealer Cancels Mega Show During Art Basel Miami Beach

Back in February, London’s Financial Times reported that Steve Lazarides, the art dealer and Sleaze editor credited with discovering Banksy, was planning a huge art/music/film event in Miami during Art Basel Miami Beach. They even called it his “most audacious move yet.”Paper Magazine also reported that he was indeed sniffing…

Fight the “Only in Florida” Meme with Floriduh Pride Bling

Florida continues to be the butt of the world’s jokes thanks to ridiculous moments of stupidity and depressingly dark violence. And the Casey Anthony ordeal is not helping our state’s reputation any. Then there’s Buzzfeed’s viral list of  40 Things You’ll Only See in Florida, cataloging everything from selling hugs…

Ten Best Things to Do This Weekend

This weekend is like the Art Basel of bikinis. It’s Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim, when all the New York fashionista folk come to Miami and showcase next year’s swim lines and help a company sell cars. But say you have a normal job, an eating disorder, an aversion to corporate…

Hot or Not: Wearing Steve Buscemi’s Face as a Dress

We’re going to be bold and admit that we have no idea what to wear to the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim this weekend. It recently occurred to us that our wardrobe compiled from the best of the clearance rack at Target may be unsuitable for an industry fashion event. It…