Someone in the Keys Is Torturing Pelicans

It began December 6 when a boat captain discovered a pelican on Summerland Key that was all but sure to starve. Someone had cut two six-inch lacerations in the bird, which exposed the creature’s trachea and prevented it from swallowing food. Since that gruesome find, at least ten other birds…

Cubadave’s Sex Tourism Empire in Jeopardy

David Strecker is a skinny former softball pitcher who lives in a modest Key West duplex and maintains a healthy head of fine, sandy-colored hair. He prefers tank tops that show off his muscular biceps. He is also a connoisseur of Caribbean prostitutes and has slept with more than 2,500…

Is Social Media a Safe Space for Whoremongers?

The sex tourism industry is about a century old, but when the Internet first became publicly available, sites like World Sex Guide allowed perpetual whoremongers to form communities online. Founded in 1994, WSG today has more than 30,000 pictures of prostitutes posted by men who talk to each other over…

Look Out For This Giant $6,000 Mural Stolen Before Basel

Phil Fung spent his birthday painting in Wynwood, which is exactly how he wanted it. The well-known Miami artist gleefully sweated over a 6 x 12 foot canvas just north of Panther Coffee from about noon to 6 p.m. on Sunday. He was more than 90 percent complete with the…

Man Injured by Cannon at UM Sues Frat

Touchdown Tommy has been one of the University of Miami’s most memorable traditions since 1945. Each time the Canes football team scores, members of the Sigma Chi fraternity fire a small cannon in celebration. Seniors from Gamma Phi, as the local chapter is known, shoot blanks out of the wheeled…

Man Shot With Cannon at UM Football Game Is Suing

Touchdown Tommy has been one of the University of Miami’s most memorable traditions since 1945. After each Canes football score, members of the Sigma Chi fraternity fire a small cannon in celebration. Seniors shoot blanks out of the wheeled piece of artillery in the corner of Sun Life Stadium, near…

Sarah Newberry: Sail for Gold

Sarah Newberry almost quit sailing because of a wedgie. She was 8 years old and enrolled in a Miami Yacht Club class with her best friend when the potentially life-altering event occurred. One day, the friend’s boat capsized on Biscayne Bay. The class instructor picked her up by the bathing…

Katrina Campins, Hot Property

Katrina Campins says she was a nerd in school, which is probably why she was able to flip her first property at age 17. She was guided by both her spirituality and a need to understand human behavior during her time at the University of Miami, which is probably why…

Juleisy y Karla: Sisters… or Brothers

Gio Profera catches the left boob on its second bounce and pops it back into his spandex tube top without missing a step. It’s orange and semi-opaque and at least an inch thick. Thankfully, for him, it’s nearly impossible to pop. Apart from being a commensurate pro, Gio is sometimes…

Florida Fisherman Nabs 800-Pound Stingray Off Miami Beach

Mark Quartiano has drawn many comparisons to famous fishermen throughout history. In August 1991, Life magazine called him a modern Captain Ahab. Exactly 20 years later, author Juliet Eilperin coined the name Captain Quint (from Jaws) for him. But Quartiano didn’t make waves this weekend over a shark or a…

Walmart Is Coming to Midtown, Like It or Not

Get ready, Miami: Your friends, neighbors, and kinfolk are now fair fodder for the blog “People of Walmart.” Last night, city commissioners approved a 203,000-square-foot, three-story superstore in midtown. For two years, proponents have argued the project would bring jobs and money to the Magic City, while critics have said…

Miami Book Fair 2013’s Best Authors

How many books could you read in 30 years? Five hundred? Three thousand? Could you break into the six figures? No matter your estimate, Miami Book Fair International likely has you beat. In its three-decade run, MBFI has featured about 7,500 authors promoting countless books — and that’s just in…