La Pinguería Continues With the Cuban Interpretation of Major Lazer

Last week, we brought you a double dose of YouTube hilarity with Cuban interpretations of Rick Ross and Live. And today, it is our utmost pleasure to present el Cubanito’s take on Major Lazer. Let’s just say he’s got a different interpretation of Diplo and Switch’s colorful, on-the-floor donkey show. Our…

Five Questions with Beings’ Beatriz Monteavaro

South Florida artists wear many hats and no one wears them better than Beatriz Monteavaro. A darling in the contemporary visual art scene, Monteavaro’s revered as a living legend by fans of sludge-pop-metal outfit Floor. And her current band, Beings is gaining great momentum at both the local and national…

Teen Prodigy Tony Madruga at the Van Dyke Cafe This Thursday

Most children hate piano lessons when they are forced upon them by overambitious parents. And sometimes, children in musical households don’t necessarily follow mom and dad into music. But neither of these scenarios was the case with Pembroke Pines’ Tony Madruga. Learning the piano at the age of five, Madruga…

Jamoneando a la Novia to The Antiques’ Simply Antique

The Antiques Simply Antique (Funny Records) The Antiques’ website I am not going to sit here and claim to know every goddamned thing about Florida’s proud musical tradition. A good case in point was one of the earliest Blast From the Past columns that I performed for these digital pages…

Five Questions With Pocket of Lollipops’ Tony Kapel

Tony Kapel is a sun-bathed and tropical version of the Renaissance man. He is a visual artist, writer, musician, scuba diver, and part-time animal wrangler for local cable access television. And he’s also one half of the husband and wife band Pocket of Lollipops who’ll be going on tour this…

Displace the Bullshit With Orion’s “Tru To Self”

Admittedly, dear readers, I’ve never been the savviest of hip-hop scribes. Nah, it would be a sham to claim so. I was born out of my father’s Bossa Nova and my mother’s disco. I smashed my head on the punk rock and tempered it with metal. Music is love. A…

To Be Hated’s Bootcamp for Whores Help Fight Old Age

To Be Hated Bootcamp for Whores (Sour Grapes Records) myspace.com/tobehated Keeping with my tradition of doing things ass-backwards, we have To Be Hated’s second full-length effort, the provocatively titled Bootcamp for Whores. It is a logical stepping stone for the outfit who begat Outsourced and State of Things in the…

The Drug Czars On Venus Thanks to the USSR

Drug Czars On Venus (Fruit Bat Entertainment) myspace.com/drugczars Last time we looked at the Drug Czars, we drew little lines separating the old from the new and identified these guys as potential line-blurrers. And keeping in the tradition of skipping around in artist’s catalogues, we’ll be looking at their last…

Six Questions with Fsik Huvnx’s David Brieske

By all measures, David Brieske is a quiet and gentle man. It should be no shock that a lot of South Florida’s visual artists also create music. And Brieske’s solo work, under the virtually unpronounceable banner of Fsik Huvnx, has been gaining momentum lately. His instrumentation is simple. But the…

Five Questions with Evan Rifas

Evan Rifas has been active in South Florida’s music community since the early ’90s and he has maintained a relatively quiet presence that has allowed him to fine-tune his astute and articulate sensibilities. Aside from being a great poetic lyricist, he seamlessly weaves personal experience with observation and quirky pop…

The Crumbs’ I Fell in Love With An Alien Girl

The Crumbs I Fell in Love With An Alien Girl 7″ (Recess Records) recessrecords.com Admittedly, I had some grandiose ideas for this Blast From the Past. But now that I am thick in the drink and have spent the better part of the last hour grinding my needle into the…

Five Questions with Pool Party’s Creep Guirdo

Creep Guirdo is one of those musical aberrations that occurs from time to time. Unintentionally funny due to being a German national of Hialeah descent, he’s largely been the figurehead for local disco rock ‘n’ rollers Pool Party. He recently sat down with us in preparation for April Pool’s Day…

Six Questions With the Dyslexic Postcards’ Joshua Xmas

The Dyslexic Postcards have been around in one way, shape, or form for a long time now. And their particular breed of rock ‘n’ roll via the acid wash of alt-psych, punk, blues, and New Wave inflections are the makings of a love-’em-or-hate-’em type of band. Regardless of which, the…