The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

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Sweet zombie Jesus! It's Friday, y'all! You know what that means: let's fast!

Okay, so maybe we're not all fasting for Passover Seder tonight. Maybe the rest of us are greatly anticipating what the Easter bunny will bring to our backyards Sunday morning. You better hope it's not steamy and brown, that's all we're sayin'.

The clock is ticking, kids. And when the clock strikes 5:00 today, you'll officially have a little over 48 hours to do what you wish with your hooligan selves. You could be totally innocent and only take part in religious festivities. Or you could be like us: get wasted the nights before and then go to religious festivities. Yep, you get the best of both worlds that way.

Alcohol and rabbit poo aside, here are the 10 best things to do in this holy city of ours.




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